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Elsie Stanley

Elsie

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  Played by:
 Hynden Walch
1989 Presidential Scholar while at Winston-Salem, NC, North Carolina School of the Arts. Did summer ...

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Elsie Quotes

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Stanley Griff: Everyone has something special to show off today. Except for me.
Dennis: No!
Stanley Griff: Yes. Cartwheels, giggle hiccups, even comics.
Dennis: [yawns] Why don't you come curl up with us? We don't have anything special to show off.
Elsie: Well, maybe some of us don't. Anyway, we promise not to show off if you don't want us to.
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Harry, Elsie: [singing] No need to fall / Just stand up tall / We'll meet flamingos, one and all.
Dennis: Well, I suppose it beats "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Harry: Did someone say "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?
Elsie: Well, I guess we could sing that too. Ready, Harry?
Harry, Elsie: [singing] Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream...
Dennis: [as the two continue] No, please! Forget I said anything!
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Harry, Elsie: [singing] Now we're going online to find out everything / We'll surf the Internet for the answers it can bring!
Elsie: Oh yeah. Uh huh.
Elsie: You go, girl.
Harry, Elsie: Stanley it's our wish / That you learn about the goldfish!
Mrs. Joyce Griff: Stanley, doesn't that look just like Elsie and Harry? Nah, couldn't be.
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Stanley Griff: Wait till you see this. It's a castle for your fishbowl and I can put it in the water for you to play with anytime you want.
Elsie: Ooh.
Harry: Nice parapets, dude.
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Elsie: I'll let you in on a little secret, Stanley. At first, Harry and I didn't get along either.
Stanley Griff: You didn't?
Harry: We didn't?
Elsie: Nope. He's a dog and I'm a cat.
Harry: You're a cat? I thought you were a chihuahua.
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Elsie: Come on. Hurry up, Dennis.
Dennis: [in the process of marking his score] A little patience please, Elsie.
Harry: 9?
Elsie: 9.
Harry: But I always get 10s.
Elsie: I don't know, Harry. Maybe your best years are behind you. You just don't have that puppy-like spring in your step anymore.
Harry: Stanley, let's show 'em!
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Elsie: If that thing flies, I'll - I'll take a bath in that birdbath.
Harry: But, Elsie, you're a cat.
Elsie: I'm aware of that, Harry.
Harry: But cats hate taking baths.
Elsie: Well, that's how sure I am that that chubby worm will never fly.
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Elsie: [standing outside in the rain, talking to the monarch chrysalis] Okay, what do you like? You like chocolate? I'll get it for you. I'll get you anything you want if you just come out right now! Oh, it's getting pretty wet out here.
Stanley Griff: I told you. You've gotta be patient.
Elsie: I *am* being patient. I'm trying to make a deal with it!
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Elsie: It's the day! We counted them all off. The butterfly is coming out today!
Stanley Griff: I know, I know. But you've still gotta be patient.
Elsie: Reow! [grabs Stanley and starts shaking him] You are driving me crazy with this patience business!
Stanley Griff: Elsie.
Elsie: Okay. I'm under control now.
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Elsie: The last sitter you had wouldn't let us sleep on your bed.
Harry: That's right. We had to sleep on the floor like cats and d-- well, like house pets.
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Stanley Griff: [whispering] Would you forget what I said about not needing any help and come be on my team?
Harry: [nods happily, but sleepily, then puts his head down and snores]
Elsie: Harry must think you mean your dream team.
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Harry: Wow! There's the lake! Hey dudes, watch me catch a wave! Ha ha ha ha! [He runs and dives into the perfectly still lake]
Elsie: Oh, yeah? Watch me catch some ZZs.
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Stanley Griff: Polar bears sure have great coats.
Elsie: Having your own built-in fur snowsuit sure comes in handy.
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Stanley Griff: Come on, Elsie. Don't be mad. It looks terrific. I'll count to five before I start searching for you.
Elsie: [stalks away, annoyed] Hmph!
Dennis: Hmm, I think Stanley may have hurt Elsie's feelings. She's quite proud of her fur, you know.
Elsie: Tiger stripes indeed. [yawns] I'm every bit as good as any old tiger. Who does he think invented cat naps?
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Elsie: What happened to playing lion with Daddy?
Stanley Griff: He went in the study and closed his door. That means he has to work.
Harry: [gasps] He closed the door?

Harry: Oh, goody! Time to chew on the living room couch!

Stanley Griff: I hate it when Daddy has to stop playing with me.
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Dennis: How about an animal that's good at climbing trees, like a cat?
Elsie: Oh no. You're not getting me up that tree.
Dennis: Yeah. She's good at getting up trees, but she's not so good at getting back down again. It's tough being little in a big world.

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