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Stuart Miller Quotes

01x03 - A Fan For All Seasons Season 1 / Episode 3: - A Fan For All Seasons

Stuart Miller: Believe it or not, Harold, I have dated attractive women.
Harold March: Really?
Stuart Miller: Yeah. Yes really. Remember Jeanine?
Harold March: Jeanine? If we found life like that on Mars we'd have left it there.
01x02 - Beat the Candidate Season 1 / Episode 2: - Beat the Candidate

Stuart Miller: [Skyler's showing up for her first day of work] Hey... there she is. 10 a.m. on the dot. Ready for your first day, huh?
Skyler Dayton: I can't believe how early you guys open. It's like working on a farm.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Gavin P. Miller: Stuart. Did you read this? Random House is coming out with the complete annotated Faulkner collection - Stuart, that is not funny!
Stuart Miller: Lets take a vote. Everybody who thinks it's funny put your hand on your chin.
Gavin P. Miller: Why do you keep messing with my cardboard cut-out?
Stuart Miller: Well, why is that creepy thing still in our office?
Gavin P. Miller: Because I might decide to have another signing for my book.
Stuart Miller: What for? Mom already has a copy.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Stuart Miller: Why do you torment yourself with a constant reminder of your failure?
Gavin P. Miller: It wasn't *my* failure; it's society's. My book was universally praised and no-one bought it. Meanwhile Britney Spears spits out a novel and 'Oops, I Wrote It Again' tops the best seller list.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Stuart Miller: Books on human behavior can be found under 'Psychology' and 'Self-Help' and my name is Stuart, and I can be found under 'Dangerous Men'.
Skyler Dayton: So can I. That's why I need the book.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Stuart Miller: Oh, come on, let's hire her. She could be great for this place; add a little life around here.
Gavin P. Miller: Don't be ridiculous! Do we really want someone who's going to recommend books based on the authors' pictures?
Stuart Miller: So what!
Gavin P. Miller: She chose College of the Desert guy over Edward Berlinger!
Harold March: Edward Berlinger? I just read about him.
Gavin P. Miller: Yes, he's probably won another award.
Harold March: No, they found his wife's head in his freezer!
Skyler Dayton: Really! Hah!
Gavin P. Miller: We open at ten. Don't be late.
Harold March: Dear God! He strangled her with his Nobel prize.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Gavin P. Miller: God, she's so beautiful.
Gavin P. Miller: I suppose. But I prefer a different kind of woman. Like Charlotte. She can speak four languages; she can converse on world affairs.
Stuart Miller: She can frost a martini glass just by touching it.
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Stuart Miller: Books on relationships can be found under Human Behavior and Self-Help. My name's Stuart, and I can be found under Dangerous Men.
Skyler Dayton: So can I, which is why I need the book.
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Stuart Miller: [after reacting strongly to Skyler tell him that she loved him] How am I going to look her in the eye after this?
Gavin P. Miller: Shouldn't be a problem, it's not where you normally look.

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