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 | Season 2 / Episode 5: - iPod Gavin P. Miller: I'm freaking out! It turns out this woman I've been seeing is not exactly who she said she was. Harold March: I've been there. It's quite awkward. The key is to check for an Adam's apple. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gavin P. Miller: Stuart. Did you read this? Random House is coming out with the complete annotated Faulkner collection - Stuart, that is not funny! Stuart Miller: Lets take a vote. Everybody who thinks it's funny put your hand on your chin. Gavin P. Miller: Why do you keep messing with my cardboard cut-out? Stuart Miller: Well, why is that creepy thing still in our office? Gavin P. Miller: Because I might decide to have another signing for my book. Stuart Miller: What for? Mom already has a copy. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Stuart Miller: Why do you torment yourself with a constant reminder of your failure? Gavin P. Miller: It wasn't *my* failure; it's society's. My book was universally praised and no-one bought it. Meanwhile Britney Spears spits out a novel and 'Oops, I Wrote It Again' tops the best seller list. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gavin P. Miller: Professor, is it just me, or are the world's standards deteriorating? Harold March: Ah, standards can kiss my ass! Standards keep people from taking chances. In the space program we had a poster up on the wall back when we were building Apollo. It said: if you wanna make an omelette, you gotta break a few eggs. The astronauts did not like that poster. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Stuart Miller: Oh, come on, let's hire her. She could be great for this place; add a little life around here. Gavin P. Miller: Don't be ridiculous! Do we really want someone who's going to recommend books based on the authors' pictures? Stuart Miller: So what! Gavin P. Miller: She chose College of the Desert guy over Edward Berlinger! Harold March: Edward Berlinger? I just read about him. Gavin P. Miller: Yes, he's probably won another award. Harold March: No, they found his wife's head in his freezer! Skyler Dayton: Really! Hah! Gavin P. Miller: We open at ten. Don't be late. Harold March: Dear God! He strangled her with his Nobel prize. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gavin P. Miller: God, she's so beautiful. Gavin P. Miller: I suppose. But I prefer a different kind of woman. Like Charlotte. She can speak four languages; she can converse on world affairs. Stuart Miller: She can frost a martini glass just by touching it. |
| Unknown Episode: Gavin P. Miller: Is it just me, Professor, or are the world's standards deteriorating? Harold March: Standards can kiss my ass! Standards keep people from taking chances. |
| Unknown Episode: Stuart Miller: [after reacting strongly to Skyler tell him that she loved him] How am I going to look her in the eye after this? Gavin P. Miller: Shouldn't be a problem, it's not where you normally look. |
| Unknown Episode: Gavin P. Miller: [after hearing that Skyler is telling everyone she loves them] What kind of new age nonsense is that? This is a place of business, not some hippy love-in. Katrina: Hippy love-in? Harold March: [sternly] Hey! We were going to change the world! |
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