Lorne Cash

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Lorne Cash Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: Is that who I think it is? Micah Simms: I don't believe it. It's the one and only... Lorne Cash: ...Honey Trapp. Micah Simms: During the Brezhnev years, she was a one woman intelligence agency. Ten minutes in a room alone with her and Stalin himself would have spilled everything. Lorne Cash: And loved every minute of it.
	Unknown Episode: Honey Trapp: Hey, Sparky. Micah Simms: Excuse me? Sparky? Lorne Cash: Code name. Micah Simms: Sparky was never your code name. Lorne Cash: Not officially.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: Why'd she quit? Micah Simms: No one knows. Oh, she was good. She... was... very good. Lorne Cash: And when she was bad, ahhh. Maxine 'Max' London: Was she ever your partner... Sparky?
	Unknown Episode: Micah Simms: I just had this waxed. Maxine 'Max' London: I just had this cleaned. Lorne Cash: I just bought this suit.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: What's that - a car tranquilizer? Maxine 'Max' London: Transmitter. Lorne Cash: Yeah? It would be cooler if it was a tranquilizer.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: Micah! Lorne Cash: Look at that! Maxine 'Max' London: I am. I'm feeling envy.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: This is where you come up with your brilliant plan. Lorne Cash: Well, actually, I think it's your turn this time.
	Unknown Episode: Honey Trapp: How you been, Sparky? Lorne Cash: Cleaner. Honey Trapp: Well, you know me. I always liked dirty young men.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Honey was there when we needed her. Micah Simms: The question is where was Honey before that? Honey Trapp: Shadowing your agents. I needed to know who the players were so I could pick the right team. That used to be standard procedure. Micah Simms: It still is and we're grateful, but you retired and you never gave an official explanation. Honey Trapp: Officially, the beat changed and I couldn't dance to it.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: Oh, come on. This sex kitten stuff doesn't cut it anymore. It's like a bi-plane taking on a stealth. Lorne Cash: Well.... Maxine 'Max' London: What is Micah doing? Lorne Cash: Going down in flames.
	Unknown Episode: Honey Trapp: There's really no excuse for bad manners. Lorne Cash: Personally, I'm a fan of bad manners.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: You got a plan to stop thing thing? Maxine 'Max' London: Plan's kinda strong; hunch would be more like it.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Twenty-two seconds. Honey Trapp: Faster than Leningrad. Lorne Cash: You weren't speaking Russian.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: You were great out there today, Honey. You should reenlist. Honey Trapp: Just did. Micah Simms: Dwyer's attempt to hide a top-secret weapons project could just be the tip of the iceberg. There's no telling how many other lawmakers have these types of skeletons hanging around in their closets or how they might be compromised. Maxine 'Max' London: You're going after Congress? Honey Trapp: Yep. I'll be taking on the entire legislative branch.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Go get 'em, Honey. Honey Trapp: That I will... Sparky. Maxine 'Max' London: Hey, let me know if you need a hand. Honey Trapp: Seriously? Maxine 'Max' London: Yeah. Honey Trapp: I'll be calling. Maxine 'Max' London: I'll be waiting. Micah Simms: Oh my God. Lorne Cash: Cool. Very cool.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: Don't bother. Once he shuts the door, he's a human deadbolt. Honey Trapp: Really? Maxine 'Max' London: Really. Lorne Cash: Well, you've never seen Honey pick a lock. Honey Trapp: Time me.
	Unknown Episode: Micah Simms: So, you guys developed some kind of killer robot. General Sam Wellish: He's obviously a Level 9. Yes, we built one. Lorne Cash: Your tax dollars at work. Making the world a better place one android at a time. General Sam Wellish: It's not an android or a robot. It's a protogen. Cash, pop this in, will you? Maxine 'Max' London: A protogen can think for itself within it's programmed parameters. How did you recognize it? General Sam Wellish: Signature blue aura on the face and the big hole left in our electrified fence. Somebody please tell me how we lost a billion dollar protogen. Lorne Cash: Well, somebody probably picked it's two-dollar padlock.
	Unknown Episode: Frank Kolleeny: Would you care for a drink or are you still on duty? Lorne Cash: No and yes.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Are you crazy? You could have been killed! What were you thinking? Maxine 'Max' London: I wasn't thinking; I went with my heart - like you.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: General, I've got to admit, it was a pleasure being on your team. General Sam Wellish: Thanks, Lorne, and as for me, I guess it takes a mighty big man to admit he was wrong. I'm not that big.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: I'm sorry about your jeep. Lorne Cash: Eh, put out the fire, slap on another coat of paint and it'll be good as knew.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: I think you should start shopping for a new car. Why not move into the 21st century? These new T-33 assault vehicles are great! I love mine. Lorne Cash: Yeah, it's nice, but it's not my jeep. Maxine 'Max' London: Give 'em a chance. They come fully loaded - bullet-proof glass, radar evasive skin, anti-lock brakes, factory airbags and they finally put in cup holders.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Give him the radio. Maxine 'Max' London: Since when did I become Boy Wonder? What is going on with you? Lorne Cash: Nothing. Max, please, give him the radio. Maxine 'Max' London: Anything you say, Caped Crusader.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: You know, I've been thinking.... Maxine 'Max' London: Yeah? Lorne Cash: You know, you were right - a T-33 really is a terrific car... but a jeep has room for my golf clubs.
	Unknown Episode: Adam Quill: I'm a little disappointed. Lorne Cash: Why? Adam Quill: She put up a bigger fight than you did. Lorne Cash: [to Max] Go Army.
	Unknown Episode: Adam Quill: I've been telling my men how critical it is to kill you. They probably think I'm building you up into something you're not. Lorne Cash: Yeah, well, I know the feeling. All these years, I thought you were a human being. Adam Quill: Your mistake.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Adam, just give me a clue here. What are you doing this for? Adam Quill: The President is a traitor. He used the democracy we preserved to make us obsolete. What he doesn't understand is that there are thousands of ex-agents out there - all over the world - people who can hit back, people who can go the distance. Lorne Cash: So, basically, you lost your job and you went postal.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Miss London, nice to meet you; Lorne, nice to beat you.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine 'Max' London: I don't suppose he taught you to turn your hand into a hacksaw? Lorne Cash: Ah, screwdriver, hammer... nope, skipped hacksaw.
	Unknown Episode: Lorne Cash: Can I ask you a favor, please? Maxine 'Max' London: You're kidding, right? Lorne Cash: I'd like you to reach into my pants. Maxine 'Max' London: Really! Lorne Cash: I've got a gun. Maxine 'Max' London: That's original. Lorne Cash: I snagged it from Quill. He keeps it on his ankle. Maxine 'Max' London: You know, if this is some elaborate, tasteless come-on, I'm going to die very disappointed.

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