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Sports Night - 02x19 April is the Cruelest Month

2x19 April is the Cruelest Month

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First Aired: Mar. 28, 2000 on ABC

Summary: Reductions in Olympic coverage appear to be harbinger of future staff cutbacks at Sports Night. Jeremy plans a Jewish Sader at the studio and invites several of the non-Jewish staff to participate. The anchors are at odds after Dan's recent on-air embarrassment of Casey. The cool relations…
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Guest Stars

Ray Mitchel played by Tim DeKay
Bert Stors played by John de Lancie
Billi played by Rose Colasanti
Staff Member played by Christopher Francis
Testimonial played by Tom Huben
Alyson played by Suzanne Kellogg

Episode Quotes

Billi: Abraham, we are simple, honest, hard working people and our lives are good.
Will: I completely agree Sarah, I hope we never have to leave my father's house or even this land.
Jeremy Goodwin: But Abraham's wish was not to be for one day, while tending to his sheep...
Chris: Baaaaa.
Dana Whitaker: Would you please?
Jeremy Goodwin: ...Abraham heard, the voice of God.
Dave: Abraham.
Dana Whitaker: Dave's God?
Dave: Yes.
Will: Who's that?
Dave: It's me.
Will: I'm hearing things. The wind must be playing tricks with my ears.
Dave: It's not trick. It's me. I've chosen you.
Will: Chosen me?
Dave: I've chosen you. You've been chosen.
Will: I don't like the sound of that.
Dave: No, it's ok. What I want you to do it this. I want you and Sarah to leave your father's house and leave this land and go forth to a place called Canaan. [points to the right]
Jeremy Goodwin: [corrects him by pointing to the left] Oop.
Dave: There in Canaan you will become the founder of a great nation.
Will: Okey-doke.
Dave: 10 seconds live.
Isaac Jaffe: And that was a mistake. God looked down at his lineup card, turned to a kid on the bench and said, "Moses, you're up!"
Jeremy Goodwin: Well, there are sections of the Haggadah that, quite frankly, could use a polish.
Dan Rydell: You're gonna do a rewrite on the Haggadah?
Jeremy Goodwin: It's not written in stone, Danny.
Dan Rydell: Actually, some of it is.