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01x20 - Ordnance Tactics Season 1 / Episode 20: - Ordnance Tactics

Casey McCall: Do you know what a bomb looks like?
Jeremy Goodwin: Actually, I don't.
Casey McCall: Does anyone? Chris?
Chris: No.
Casey McCall: Will?
Will: No.
Casey McCall: Dave?
Dave: No.
Casey McCall: But we're bettin' a *German Shepherd* can pick one out.
01x20 - Ordnance Tactics Season 1 / Episode 20: - Ordnance Tactics

Natalie Hurley: Does this include Seattle?
Chris: Yes.
Will: No.
Chris: It does.
Will: It doesn't.
Natalie Hurley: The film from last night?
Chris: Yes.
Natalie Hurley: Seattle?
Chris: Yes.
Natalie Hurley: It does?
Chris: It does.
Will: It doesn't.
Natalie Hurley: Dave.
Dave: Hey, Betty, Wilma - is Seattle on the tape?
01x20 - Ordnance Tactics Season 1 / Episode 20: - Ordnance Tactics

Will: Loading F/X-5.
Chris: F/X-5 *is* loaded.
Will: No it's not.
Chris: It's loaded.
Will: 'Cause I just loaded it now.
Dave: I will kill you both with my hands.
01x15 - Dana and the Deep Blue Sea Season 1 / Episode 15: - Dana and the Deep Blue Sea

Dan Rydell: I'm not distracted.
Dave: In three, two...
Dan Rydell: The Sophomore sensation credits her agility and quick first step to her father who used to take her to a neighborhood park all covered with cheese. We'll be bringing you part two of that story tomorrow night. Casey.
Casey McCall: The San Diego Padres...

Jeremy Goodwin: Did he just say cheese?
Elliot: He did just say cheese.
Dana Whitaker: What was it supposed to be?
Jeremy Goodwin: What was it *supposed* to be?
Natalie Hurley: Let me find it.
Jeremy Goodwin: "A park all covered with cheese"?
Dana Whitaker: I had three people talking in my ear.
Natalie Hurley: I can't find it, what block?
Kim: We just did it.
Elliot: The 50's
Will: 55
Jeremy Goodwin: How about "a park all covered with trees"?
Natalie Hurley: He said cheese?
Jeremy Goodwin: Welcome to the show.
01x09 - The Quality of Mercury at 29K Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Quality of Mercury at 29K

[Re: Mount Everest]
Jeremy Goodwin: 29,000 feet. Do you know how tall that is?
Will: It's 29,000 feet.
Jeremy Goodwin: Yes.
Chris: It's actually 29,029 feet.
Dana Whitaker: But it's those last ten yards that'll kill ya.
Jeremy Goodwin: It's huge. It's 8,848 meters.
Natalie Hurley: It sounds more impressive at 29,000 feet.
Jeremy Goodwin: Alright, I'm going to stick with 29,000 feet. How can I best express this? How many of what kind of thing would we have to line up end to end?
Elliot: Twenty-nine thousand rulers.
01x05 - Mary Pat Shelby Season 1 / Episode 5: - Mary Pat Shelby

Dan Rydell: I'm thinking seriously about doing it.
Kim: I wouldn't.
Dan Rydell: I'm thinking seriously about it. What do you think?
Elliott: I wouldn't.
Dan Rydell: Guys?
Chris: No.
Dave: It's not a good idea.
Will: I wouldn't do it.
Dan Rydell: I want this now. This is important to me. I'm an adult and I wanna grow a goatee.
01x03 - The Hungry and the Hunted Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Hungry and the Hunted

Dan Rydell: Nobody move! Name five teams that play in the MLS, and Casey says it's an American soccer league so you can't choose Luxembourg. Go.
Natalie Hurley: Columbus Crew.
Elliot: Miami Fusion.
Natalie Hurley: New England Revolution.
Kim: Tampa Bay Mutiny.
Natalie Hurley: D.C. United.
Dave: Chicago Fire.
Natalie Hurley: Colorado Rapids.
Chris: Dallas Burn.
Natalie Hurley: Kansas City Wizards.
Will: Los Angeles Galaxy.
Natalie Hurley: And the New York/New Jersey Metro-Stars.
Dan Rydell: You all just made that up, didn't you?
Casey McCall: You got smoked.
01x03 - The Hungry and the Hunted Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Hungry and the Hunted

Dana Whitaker: Dave, Chris, Will, what are you guys doing tomorrow morning at ten?
Dave: Gotta basketball game at the "Y".
Will: Yeah, it's a 3-on-3 with the guys from ...
Dana Whitaker: Dave, Chris, Will, what are you guys doing tomorrow morning at ten?
Chris: Fixing the sound system?
Dana Whitaker: There ya go.
01x01 - Pilot Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot

Dan Rydell: Why are we quoting high-level sources inside the Swiss Olympic Committee on Helsinki's bid for the 2010 Olympics?
Dana Whitaker: What's the problem?
Dan Rydell: Helsinki's in Finland.
Dana Whitaker: Really?
Dan Rydell: Yeah. Don't worry. I got it.
Dana Whitaker: Are you sure?
Dan Rydell: Am I sure that Helsinki's in Finland? Yeah. I'm quite sure.
Will: I thought it was in Sweden.
Chris: It says "unnamed Swiss Olympic officials."
Natalie Hurley: [shouting] Graphics, which is it? Sweden or Switzerland?
Casey McCall: It's in FINLAND!

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