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	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens his half with his teeth] You've made your point. No matter. I was voted most artistic in high school. [the pencil slips from his hand and flies out the window] Squidward: [Off screen] Ouch! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! SpongeBob SquarePants: I think it was most clumsy.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with all the ruckus? SpongeBob SquarePants: See for yourself, Patrick. [Points to DoodleBob trapped in a piece of paper pinned to the wall] Patrick: It's the evil doodle! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, not evil. He was just a two-dimesional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose. Patrick: So... he's a drawing? SpongeBob SquarePants: Exactly. See how happy he is? Patrick: [Looking at a picture of SpongeBob] I still say he's kinda freaky-looking.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob SquarePants: [DoodleBob advances at him with the eraser of the magic pencil] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what'll happen? [DoodleBob erases SpongeBob's nose] I knows.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob: I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL! Patrick: Take it easy, its just a drawing.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK! YOU'RE ALIVE! Patrick: [after a pause] I am?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick? Are you all right? Patrick: FINLAND!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, you okay? Patrick: LAPLAND!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Patrick: Yeeeaaa... Yeeeaaa... Yeeeaaa... Yeeeaaa... Yeeaaa... Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh! [bowling bowl hits him] SpongeBob SquarePants: All you all right? Patrick: ENGLAND!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle Patrick: [after getting hit in the head with a wrench] Where's the leak, ma'am?
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Patrick: Look what I got. It's a note. Patrick: But look what's on the back. A letter.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Patrick: Horray! The idiot's here! I mean, I'll get it!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Janet: He lives in a fruit? Marty: That's unhealthy.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Patrick: A-B-C-D-E-F-G... Patrick: [Running to the door] H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid Patrick: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. Uhhh...
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Procrastination / I'm With Stupid SpongeBob SquarePants: After your parents find out how dumb I am, they'll realize what a genius you are. Patrick: But don't genius' live in lamps?
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Sandy: I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer, and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me. SpongeBob: What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?" Sandy: Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing by the concession, plotting his oppresssion! Fish: What does that mean? SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. Squidward told me to shout it at people.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the toughest critter in Bikini Bottom? [Pulls a boat down by the chain of its anchor] SpongeBob SquarePants: You are. Sandy Cheeks: And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-ke!" in karate? SpongeBob SquarePants: You did. Sandy Cheeks: And who saved your yellow behind from certain destruction on a regular basis? SpongeBob SquarePants: [His butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"] You do.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Sandy Cheeks: [after wrestling the worm in a cave] Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. And I got my tail back. SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. Sandy Cheeks: Pardon? SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. That's his tongue. [Camera pulls back; the "cave" has two beady eyes] Sandy Cheeks: Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. Run for your life!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Patrick: We should dig Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else. Squidward: That idea may just crazy enough... to get us all killed!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm! Sandy Cheeks: Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite SpongeBob SquarePants: Ahhh. He's going to kick my butt. Old Man: Hi there, nice day isn't it? Bystander: So you like kicking butts Old Man, do you? Well we'll show you!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would Flats want to kick my butt? I didn't say two words to the guy. SpongeBob SquarePants: [Flashback] Hi. I'm SpongeBob. SpongeBob SquarePants: [Present] One, two... Oh, no, that's three! What am I gonna do?
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, If I were trapped in the bottom of a well for three years, and had nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first. And not just the extra ones. SpongeBob SquarePants: But it's good for you! Squidward Tentacles: Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Squidward. I meant... good for your soul. [Celestial light shines on SpongeBob, who has wings and a halo] Squidward Tentacles: Oh, please. I have no soul [Fire appears behind Squidward, accompanied by sinister laughter]
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, you can't eat all those Krabby Patties at once! Squidward! Squidward Tentacles: Oh, what's going to happen? Am I gonna blow up? SpongeBob SquarePants: No, worse. They'll go right to your thighs. Squidward Tentacles: My thighs? [Pull back on Squidward's enormous legs] SpongeBob SquarePants: And then you'll blow up. [Explosion; Cut to an ambulance, where Squidward's head is on a seat, while his legs are on a bucket] Paramedic: Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite Mrs. Poppy Puff: Tell us about yourself, Flatts. Flatts: Well, I like to kick people's butts. Mrs. Poppy Puff: [Laughs] What a card.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Flatts tires himself out punching SpongeBob] Do not cheer me, fellow adult students. Flatts is the real victim here. A victim of a society that's going down a violent road to nowhere... a road I call Violence Road.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Bully / Just One Bite SpongeBob SquarePants: [hiding in toilet; hears someone coming] I've got to act natural. Bystander: [opens toilet, sees kitchen sponge floating in it] Oh, that's real nice. [leaves]
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Jellyfish Hunters / The Fry Cook Games Patrick: You know, these were white when I bought them.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Jellyfish Hunters / The Fry Cook Games Plankton: Just look at him. Square. The shape of evil.

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