SpongeBob SquarePants: Look what's in Sandy's bed.
Patrick: It looks like an overinflated Sandy doll.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I think this thing is Sandy.
Patrick: Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

SpongeBob SquarePants: All right, Pinhead. Your time is up.
Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I'm dirty.

Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know. but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. Now I suggest you put him down and let *him* choose.
SpongeBob: Fine, but I would like to remind *him* who it was that fed him, and housed him, and sat at his bedside when he was sick, and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore. Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him. Okay, Gary, come to me! Come on! Come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gary!

SpongeBob: Oh, uh, wr-wrong way, Gary.

SpongeBob: G-Gary, turn around, Gary, turn around. Gary, no.

SpongeBob: Gary, no! No, no, no! Don't do it, Gary!

SpongeBob: No, Gary!

Patrick: Well, well, well - I guess that answers that question. So long, SpongeBob. Gary and me got stuff to do.

SpongeBob: Okay, fine! If that's the way you want to thank me...

SpongeBob: for all that I've done.

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