Sandy Cheeks

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Sandy Cheeks Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Dunces and Dragons (Lost in Time) Sandy Cheeks: Something's rotten in the Alamo.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Dunces and Dragons (Lost in Time) Sandy Cheeks: That SpongeBob, who does he think he is? I taught that yellow egomaniac everything he knows, and that ain't much. SpongeBob SquarePants: [In distance] No! Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: Aah! Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob is the King of Karate. He can handle it by himself. SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, help me! I can't handle this by myself! Sandy Cheeks: Hold on, SpongeBob!
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Dunces and Dragons (Lost in Time) Sandy Cheeks: You're in the soup now, Udon!
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Have You Seen This Snail? (Where's Gary?) SpongeBob SquarePants: This helmet looks impressive. What's it do? Sandy Cheeks: That's my peanut radio helmet. It lets you talk to peanuts. But what good is that? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Takes a peanut out of his pocket] SpongeBob to peanut. Come in, peanut. Patrick: What's it saying? SpongeBob SquarePants: It says, "It's dark in here."
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Patrick SmartPants (Abracamoron) Sandy Cheeks: [as the Dark Knight] By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Patrick SmartPants (Abracamoron) Sandy Cheeks: [as the Dark Knight] You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge. SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't understand a word you just said.
	Unknown Episode: Squidward: [Spongebob and Squidward are sharing the same body] Sandy, that's got to get us separated! Sandy Cheeks: [holds up device] Say hello to the Molecular Separator Ray! Squidward: [smoothly] Hello, Molecular Separator Ray!
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Selling Out / Funny Pants Sandy Cheeks: It's easy if you approach it scientifically. Now, what is laughter? SpongeBob SquarePants: The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose, but now mocks me with its cruel indifference. Sandy Cheeks: But technically, it's caused by your epiglottis obstructing your larynx, causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset. SpongeBob SquarePants: Sounds painful. Sandy Cheeks: Science makes anything sound painful, SpongeBob.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) Sandy Cheeks: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until four.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) SpongeBob: [now ripped in half by the gorilla] Patrick? Sandy? Patrick, Sandy Cheeks: [in unison, tied in a sack] Yes, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore, but I'm terrifed of gorillas now. Sandy Cheeks: Oh, that's alright, SpongeBob. Us too. SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand though? SpongeBob: [other half] What? SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place? Gorilla: [nervously] Well, that's funny, you should - I mean, you see that - George, they're onto us! George: Let's get out of here!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Gary] All right, ladies, let's get to work. I called you a lady to humiliate you. It's a motivational tactic we coaches use. [Elsewhere in Bikini Bottom] Sandy Cheeks: Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns SpongeBob SquarePants: HI-YAH!... Sandy? Sandy Cheeks: Oh, I'm Sandy all right. I'm very Sandy. HI-YAH! SpongeBob SquarePants: [as he flies through the air] Oh, I get it. She's Sandy. That's her name, and she's also covered in, yes...
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the toughest critter in Bikini Bottom? [Pulls a boat down by the chain of its anchor] SpongeBob SquarePants: You are. Sandy Cheeks: And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-ke!" in karate? SpongeBob SquarePants: You did. Sandy Cheeks: And who saved your yellow behind from certain destruction on a regular basis? SpongeBob SquarePants: [His butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"] You do.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike Sandy Cheeks: [after wrestling the worm in a cave] Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. And I got my tail back. SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. Sandy Cheeks: Pardon? SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. That's his tongue. [Camera pulls back; the "cave" has two beady eyes] Sandy Cheeks: Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. Run for your life!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm / Squid on Strike SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm! Sandy Cheeks: Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - The Secret Box / Band Geeks Squidward: Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob SquarePants: [raises his hand] Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob. That's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking! Sandy Cheeks: Why, you... Patrick: Whoever is the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime SpongeBob SquarePants: Hibernation? What's that? Sandy Cheeks: It's when I sleep all winter. SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I do that? Sandy Cheeks: No, silly. It's a mammalian thing. SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one-hundred-percent ma-male.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime Sandy Cheeks: [Leadind a search for SpongeBob] Status report! Male Fish: [Covered in sea urchins] He's not in the poison sea urchin beds. Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again! Female Fish: [Covered in leeches] He's not in the leech farm. Sandy Cheeks: Well, look again! Squidward Tentacles: He's not in my thoughts. Sandy Cheeks: Well, think again!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob's tie, and all his other little dressings? But -But SpongeBob always folds his clothes before running around... in the nude!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime Sandy Cheeks: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes Sandy Cheeks: Well, hello there, little dude. Female fish: Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid. Kid Fish: All right, mommy. Sandy Cheeks: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Texas / Walking Small Sandy Cheeks: Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. SpongeBob SquarePants: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas? Sandy Cheeks: No, you can't! Patrick: Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Texas / Walking Small Sandy Cheeks: Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Sleepy Time / Suds SpongeBob: [Falling in Sandy's dream] What's going on? Sandy Cheeks: Well, we're free-falling from a height of 114,000 feet and are about to land on that itty-bitty target. SpongeBob: That sounds kinda dangerous! Sandy Cheeks: Not as long as you got a big ol' parachute. SpongeBob: Okay! [Inflates his shoes] Sandy Cheeks: Not pair of shoes, SpongeBob. Para-chute. SpongeBob: Gotcha! [Pulls out a parakeet] Sandy Cheeks: Not parakeet, para... [Lands on a truck of clam manure]... medic.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Sleepy Time / Suds Sandy Cheeks: All right, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob? Patrick: Uh... Uh... He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep! Sandy Cheeks: All right, then tell me. Since when do you have two houses? Patrick: Since I ran out of room to put my stuff. Sandy Cheeks: Uh-huh, yeah. Then why does your house have feet? Patrick: This is my mobile home. [the "second house" sneezes and all the dust flies out to reveal the inflated SpongeBob] SpongeBob: Hiya, Sandy. Patrick: Hmmm... the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Sleepy Time / Suds Sandy Cheeks: Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real doctor. Patrick: No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob. Say "aah." SpongeBob: Aah. [SpongeBob's bad breath dries out the landscape and knocks out some scallops] Sandy Cheeks: See? He's worse than I thought. Patrick: [Has a clothespin on his nose] What do you mean? He's fine.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Sleepy Time / Suds SpongeBob: What's going on here? Why are you in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party? Squidward Tentacles: No we are not having a slumber party. Sandy Cheeks: Do us all a favor Spongebob, and stay out of our dreams. Squidward Tentacles: Don't we get enough of you during the day? Patrick: Does anyone have a quarter?
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - SB-129 / Karate Choppers Sandy Cheeks: I love karate. SpongeBob SquarePants: I love kara-te. Mr. Krabs: I love money-e. Squidward: I hate all of you.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Nature Pants / Opposite Day Sandy Cheeks: Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale? SpongeBob: No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish. Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright. SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [Takes off pants] I won't be needing this. Squidward: He took off his pants. Sandy Cheeks: I'll give him a week. Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes. Patrick Star: [Crying] Patrick sad!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Nature Pants / Opposite Day Sandy Cheeks: [Placing bets on how long it will take Spongebob to become discouraged by the jellyfish] I give him a week. Squidward: I give him eleven minutes.

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