Patrick Star

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Bill Fagerbakke

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Patrick Star Quotes

	Unknown Episode: SpongeBob SquarePants: Hail, O Swami of the Gnarly Pounders. We seek audience with thee. Patrick Star: Plus we wanna talk to you.
	Unknown Episode: SpongeBob SquarePants: Have you ever seen anything so beautiful? Patrick Star: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheesecake.
	Unknown Episode: Patrick Star: [after the Big One eats his board] Hey, I was gonna eat that!
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Patrick SmartPants (Abracamoron) SpongeBob SquarePants: I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can defeat a dragon with our bare hands. Patrick Star: Yeah. We need some gloves.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Patrick SmartPants (Abracamoron) SpongeBob SquarePants: [about to be arrested] Wait, you don't understand! We're not from here! Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [as King Krabs] That's because you're witches who were sent by Planktanamor to destroy me. SpongeBob SquarePants: No, we're time travelers. SpongeBob SquarePants: [gulps] Help me out here, Patrick. Patrick Star: I'm not sure there's anything I can add at this point.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Enemy In-Law SpongeBob SquarePants: [after reading Gary's note] What have I done? Patrick Star: What do you mean? You drove him away. It's right there in black and white. See? Right there. And there.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Enemy In-Law Patrick Star: Aah! It's the apocalypse! Office products falling from the sky!
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler (AKA Litter Bug) / Pranks A Lot (AKA Ghost Jokers) Patrick Star: Hey Mac, What you in for?
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick? Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay? Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par... Pearl Krabs: Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward's last name is Tentacles? Patrick Star: Poor guy.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean Referee fish: Are you guys ready? Patrick Star: Ah! A burglar! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Patrick, that's the official. Patrick Star: Oh.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love Squidward: This is ridiculous! Who wants a krabby patty at three in the morning? [cutaway to Patrick sleeping in his bed, alarm goes off] Patrick Star: Oh, boy! Three AM! [eats patty]
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy Patrick Star: It was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob SquarePants: And at $50 an hour. When I started out, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Nature Pants / Opposite Day SpongeBob: Aha! I understand everything now. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being... SpongeBob: ...Squidward. Patrick Star: Hey, I wanna be opposite too. Patrick Star: Yeah, finally! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! SpongeBob: Patrick, it's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite. SpongeBob: [speaks like Squidward] You have to act like him, too. Boy, oh, boy. Do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. Now you try it. Patrick Star: Okay. Patrick Star: I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Nature Pants / Opposite Day Patrick Star: Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that. SpongeBob: You have? Patrick Star: No, what is it?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Nature Pants / Opposite Day Sandy Cheeks: Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale? SpongeBob: No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish. Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright. SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [Takes off pants] I won't be needing this. Squidward: He took off his pants. Sandy Cheeks: I'll give him a week. Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes. Patrick Star: [Crying] Patrick sad!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots SpongeBob SquarePants: So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me! Patrick Star: I didn't even know! SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I've got you now! Patrick Star: Oh, but it's not you that's got me. It's... [He fires his pop-gun, but traps himself instead]... me that's got me.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots Patrick Star: Hey! Who turned the heavy back on?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy / Pickles Mermaid Man: If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Orderly: What is going on in here? Mermaid Man: [Points at SpongeBob] You may kiss the bride! Patrick Star: Did you reunite our heroes? SpongeBob: No, but I'm married.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Jellyfishing / Plankton! SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. We're going jellyfishing. Squidward: Of course you are. SpongeBob: Wait. Don't you want to join us? We made a net especially for you. Squidward: [Sarcastic] Me? Go jellyfishing with you guys? Oh, that would be the best day ever in my book. I would love to go jellyfishing. I can't think of anything better to do in my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends, SpongeBob and, uh... Patrick Star: Patrick. Squidward: Right. But I can't. Goodbye. SpongeBob: Next time, then? Squidward: Oh, sure. Whatever.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Bubblestand / Ripped Pants SpongeBob: Good morning, sir. Would you like to blow a bubble? Patrick Star: How much is it? SpongeBob: One quarter. Patrick Star: Sounds reasonable. Uhh... [whispering] I'm going to have to borrow a quarter. SpongeBob: Here you go. [Hands Patrick a quarter] Patrick Star: Ah, one quarter. [Gives it back to SpongeBob; he tests it to see if it's real, then puts it in his pocket] SpongeBob: Thank you. Squidward: Hmm. Business is booming.

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