Mr. Krabs

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Clancy Brown
Son of former Congressman from Ohio. Graduated from prestigious St. Albans Prep School in Washington ...

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Mr. Krabs Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Lord Royal Highness: My, those pockets of yours certainly have a nose for treasure! Mr. Krabs: These are me houndstooth pants.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward Jim: Well, Krabs, it looks like you got yourself another sucker. The kid is good, but he'll only be great when he finally gets the guts to leave this dump. Good luck, SpongeBob. You're gonna need it. SpongeBob SquarePants: The Krusty Krabs isn't a dump. Mr. Krabs: Oh, she's a dump all right, but she's my dump.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward Mr. Krabs: I appreciate you, Squidward. Squidward Tentacles: [sarcastically] Now I feel complete.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname Mr. Krabs: You can't hang your delicates in front of the customers. SpongeBob SquarePants: The customers don't seem to mind. [a customer wipes his mouth with one of SpongeBob's undies] Mr. Krabs: Ugh, I have disgusting clientele.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname Mr. Krabs: Who put decorative soap on all the restrooms? Squidward Tentacles: The same person who made crochet napkin holder cozies and embroidered the menu.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname Mr. Krabs: There are two ways of getting on my bad side: playing in my yard, and touching me thermostat. Squidward Tentacles: That is completely unfair! SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing in it right now. Mr. Krabs: What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Karate Island / Whale of a Birthday Squidward: [everyone in the Krusty Krab has found out that "Patricia" is actually Patrick in cognito] Uhh. I think I need to take a shower. [exits] Mr. Krabs: So, uhh, let me get this straight...you're not a woman? Patrick: No. Mr. Krabs: Well then, you're fired. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office for, I don't know, the next twenty years or so.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Dunces and Dragons (Lost in Time) Pearl: You bought me a boat! Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean... I did?
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Krabs vs. Plankton / The Lost Mattress Plankton: Your last chance, Krabs. I can still drop the suit if you give me the formula. Mr. Krabs: [Points at Plankton] Never! Plankton: Ow, my wittle arm! [Crowd gasps] Mr. Krabs: No! I didn't even touch him! Plankton: Ow, my other arm!
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Krabs vs. Plankton / The Lost Mattress SpongeBob SquarePants: Defense calls Mr. Squidward to the stand. Mr. Krabs: Ah, Squidward. A loyal employee. SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr... Tentacles, is it? My client has been called cheap. Do you agree with this ludicrous statement? Squidward: Yes. Mr. Krabs: What? SpongeBob SquarePants: Let me rephrase the question. Can you recall an instance of Mr. Krabs' generosity in any way? Squidward: Nope. Can I go now? My first day off in three years and I have to spend it testifying?
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) The Flying Dutchman: OK Krabs, I'll let you stay. But first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between Spongebob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mr. Krabs: That depends. How much money we talking about? SpongeBob: Mr Krabs? The Flying Dutchman: 62 cents. Mr. Krabs: I'll take the money. SpongeBob: Mr Krabs!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) Mr. Krabs: Good enough to eat. Mr. Krabs: Oh, look, an ambulance. Now then...
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) Mr. Krabs: Why's it in a cage? SpongeBob SquarePants: Because it growled at me.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) The Flying Dutchman: Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! [Transports Mr. Krabs to a locker room] Here we are! Mr. Krabs: Why does it smell so foul? The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. These are his gym socks.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) Doctor: Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare. Mr. Krabs: Am I going to be okay? Doctor: Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check out your chart. Doctor: [Reads chart] Let's see... Oh no. Oh no! This is terrible! Mr. Krabs: Is everything all right, doc? Doctor: Don't come near me! Ahh! Mr. Krabs: That's not a good sign.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Born Again Krabs (A Penny Saved) / Safety Freak (I Had An Accident) The Flying Dutchman: [angry] Here, take him back! Mr. Krabs: You heard what I said about the money? The Flying Dutchman: Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for 30 seconds! And it's jellyfishing this and MermaidMan that! Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean Mr. Krabs: Pearl, do you think I'm old? Pearl Krabs: Well, of course I do. But that's okay. Daddies are supposed to be old. Mr. Krabs: But I'm still cool, right? Your old man is cool? Pearl Krabs: See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral." Mr. Krabs: Coral, eh? Pearl Krabs: Eww! When you say it, it sounds so uncoral. Mr. Krabs: What if I said it with a different inflection? Cor-ral. Pearl Krabs: Don't you have to go to work or something, dad? Mr. Krabs: Oop, you're right! Have a coral day, honey. Pearl Krabs: [On cell phone] Jenny? It's Pearl. Coral is definitely out.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick? Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay? Patrick Star: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: I'm ready to par... Pearl Krabs: Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love Mr. Krabs: Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spendin' all me hard-earned money?
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, that's my teacher, Mrs. Puff. Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff? Aw, she's married. SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single. Mr. Krabs: Then what happened to Mr. Puff? SpongeBob SquarePants: She doesn't like to talk about it.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse Mr. Krabs: What was that? SpongeBob SquarePants: I was just doing my impression of Mystery. Wee-snaw. Mr. Krabs: Well, keep working on it. That was terrible.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse Mr. Krabs: Ahh! A monster, scaring away me customers! SpongeBob SquarePants: That's no monster, Mr. Krabs. That's my seahorse. She's my friend. I call her Mystery. Mr. Krabs: You're a mystery, SpongeBob.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what are you doing? SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, just hanging around. Patrick: [giving a thumbs down] Boo!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video Mr. Krabs: If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Mr. Krabs: We've been duped! SpongeBob SquarePants: Duped! Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled! SpongeBob SquarePants: We've been smackledorfed! Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box SpongeBob SquarePants: But Mister Krabs, there's nothing to worry about. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe. Mr. Krabs: You really have no brains at all, do you, boy?
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Mr. Krabs: Ice? There's no ice! There never was any ice! Ice is just a myth!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box Mr. Krabs: Look at him suffer! Ha ha ha ha! News Anchor: We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Mr. Krabs: Am I really going to defile a grave for money? Of course I am.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash Patrick: How much is it? Mr. Krabs: Five dollars. Patrick: All what I have is seven. Mr. Krabs: Deal. Patrick: Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper.

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