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	Season 6 / Episode 8: - She's Gotta Habit Charlie Crawford: Look, I don't want you to freak out or anything, but... before she met me, Jennifer was romantically involved with another woman. Caitlin Moore: Oh my God, she has? Charlie Crawford: Yeah. You're not offended or disgusted in any way? Caitlin Moore: No, I'm just more surprised than anything else. Actually I'm little jealous. Every girlfriend I've known has been with a woman or experimented with one, but me.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Apartment Mayor Winston: Nothing tugs on your heart strings like a group of men singing like women.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - Carter & Stuart & Bennett & Deirdre Carter: [having arguement about them being friends with each others ex's] You will regret this. [talking about Bennett] One day he will annoy you. Stuart: [talking about deirdre] One day she will burn off all your body hair!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Bye Bye Love Stuart Bondek: Normal people download nudie pictures. You, on the other hand, spend time at the Amish home page. Paul Lassiter: They have nudie pictures. Stuart Bondek: [interested] Really? How do you log on?
	Unknown Episode: Nikki: [on the phone] I'm sorry I scared you mother. It was a simple, run-of-the-mill orgasm.
	Unknown Episode: Carter: Your heterosexual powers have no effect on me.
	Unknown Episode: Roberta: Mr. Mayor, would you consider marching in the Gay Pride Parade this week? Mayor Winston: What, are you drunk?
	Unknown Episode: Mike: There are 10 commandments. I'd like your dates to check out on at least 7 of them.
	Unknown Episode: Ashley: We shouldn't have culturally insensitive sex.
	Unknown Episode: Carter: If the Deputy Mayor speaks in his office, and there are no cameras to hear, does he make a sound?
	Unknown Episode: Nikki: Oh, Stuart, one day you're going to make some woman very, very unhappy.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Look at Dick Clark. Not a grey hair on his head and he's as popular now as he was 100 years ago.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: My grandmother thought that a homosexual was a person who slept with one person their whole life. We were gonna let it slide but she kept telling the mailman she was a homosexual.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Now, I don't want to hear any excuses. Stuart: You sure? 'Cause I've been saving the doozy. It starts out as an excuse but I end up blaming James.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: Anybody read this? Bingo died. Karen: Ohh! Who's Bingo? Mike: Only the city's most decorated police dog. Nikki: Oh, yeah, right. He pulled that drowning kid out of the reservoir. James: And didn't he sniff out 10 kilos of cocaine at La Guardia? Mike: Yeah. Poor little guy didn't sleep for weeks after that.
	Unknown Episode: Paul: You know, I've been allergic to cats all my life, but at the pet morgue, nothing. Turns out I'm not allergic to dead cats. Carter: Then you should definitely get one.
	Unknown Episode: Holly: I don't have the patience to ask you again. Leave me alone or I'll have you terminated. Stuart: You can't fire me. Holly: I meant killed.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: I had sex with this woman, Kevin. And she wants to get pregnant. She kidnapped my "guys"! And she put them in the freezer! Kevin: That old story.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: That had to hurt.
	Unknown Episode: Nikki: Can't you guys control those things? Stuart: Not always. Mike: You can scold it, or smack it around a little bit. That only seems to encourage it. Nikki: I am fascinated. James: Sometimes all it takes is a thought, memory... sometimes all it takes is a slight breeze.
	Unknown Episode: Drew West: So, Randy... what's your favorite sexual position? Mayor Winston: Well, that's really not any of your business. However, I hear yours is "Man on top, woman in magazine."
	Unknown Episode: Mayor Winston: Are you sure this is the best title for my autobiography? "Winston On Winston"? Mike: Hey, as long there aren't two guys on the cover, I think we're okay.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart: Big 3-0, huh? It's the perfect age. You can date college girls and their mothers.
	Unknown Episode: Mike: As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart: I remember the first time I got mugged. It was by a woman. She came up to me, made small talk, put her hand in my pocket, and made off with my wallet. James: That's horrible! Stuart: I've paid more to get less.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart: If that woman ever shows her face again, I will unleash a punishment upon her she cannot even fathom. Carter: What are you gonna do? You gonna date her?
	Unknown Episode: James: Each year my mom makes a candy Nativity scene. [Carter walks by] Chocolate Jesus. Carter: James, at work, just call me Carter.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart: Oh take it outta hyper-gay!
	Unknown Episode: Mayor Winston: I am not a child, and I will not be treated like one! Charlie: Sir, you forgot your shoes. Mayor Winston: I don't care.
	Unknown Episode: Stuart: This is New York. You can't swing a mesh tank top without hitting a gay guy.

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