Spider-Man (1967) Quotes

Spider-Man (1967)

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Spider-Man (1967) Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Radiation Specialist: In a little while, you'll no longer be Spider- Man. You will be my slave. Already, the radiation is weakening your will to resist. Soon, your brain will turn to jelly. Your mind will go. You will be a vegetable. A robot with no desire, but to serve me!
	Unknown Episode: Infinata: Who is this flying boy? What right has he to interfere in my conquest of the universe?
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Knights Must Fall / The Devious Dr. Dumpty Kingpin: Farewell, Spider-Man, you were my best opponent; but even your strength is no match for 300 pounds of solid muscle.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Knights Must Fall / The Devious Dr. Dumpty Winkler: Five minutes are up. He should be soggy enough by now. Even Spider-Man can't hold his breath for five minutes. Winkler: Hey! What gives? Spider-Man: [bursts from web cocoon] Ahh, that's better. The air in there was getting a bit stale. Winkler: Spider-Man! He ain't drowned! Spider-Man: No! I ain't!
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Knights Must Fall / The Devious Dr. Dumpty Kingpin: Spider-Man? But, how did you ... Spider-Man: Clean living, fats!
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - To Cage a Spider Spider-Man: Swinging from building to building, running around in a hot costume... Sometimes, I wonder why.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy Spider-Man: Ho hum, nothing doing tonight, guess I can safely turn back and do some homework for a change.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy Spider-Man: Hey, what's that? Holy flying catfish! Another superhero... or I'm a hallucinating webhead!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy Spider-Man: Great Golly-wockles! He can really fly! I wonder who he is. I don't recognize the costume at all. Hey you! What's the big idea of butting in on my turf!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy J. Jonah Jameson: Look at that, the biggest story of the year and we're scooped by the Evening Star! Well, Parker, what've you got to say for yourself? Any excuse? Peter Parker: Golly Mr. Jameson, I... well, gee-whiz. J. Jonah Jameson: I thought so. Goofing off, again. I just don't know, Parker. Why do I keep you on my payroll? Peter Parker: But, I ... J. Jonah Jameson: Enough! Get out there and get a picture of this mysterious new superhero battling Spider-Man, and don't let me see your face again until you do! Now, get out!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy Dr. Zap: So, my little trap has netted two birds instead of one. How nice of you to drop in. Spider-Man: Save the compliments. I didn't quite get the name on the invitation, but you must be ... Dr. Zap: Dr. Zap, at your service. Spider-Man: Hey, that's quite a trick, Doc, but I'd hate to have your electric bill. Now, how's about showing us the way out before I feed you a jaw full of fist!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Spiderman Meets Skyboy Jan Caldwell: Gee, Spidey, I sure misjudged you. If it hadn't been for you, we'd be ? well ... Spider-Man: Gosh, forget it, kid, my pleasure; but no more Skyboy stuff from now on, okay? One costumed crimefighter is plenty for this town.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Home Peter Parker: That test is important. Science is important. Why, without scientific knowledge ... Rodney Rogers: You'd be dancin' and diggin' it. Let's go, baby. If Pete wants to read, then who are we to stop him? Peter Parker: [to himself] Science is important.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Phantom From the Depths of Time Dr. Manta: It's almost a pity that web-slinging insect isn't here to witness my triumph! Igor: I am here, master. I appreciate your genius. Dr. Manta: You? You cannot experience the terror, the exquisite fear that I inspire in those who dare oppose me. At best, your befogged mind can merely twitch in awe!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Origin of Spiderman Spider-Man: Well, here goes. I hope I get the job. Of course, with my spider-powers, I could get all the money I'd ever need; but that wouldn't be honest. I'm a crime-fighter now. Gotta avenge Uncle Ben.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Origin of Spiderman Spider-Man: Yes, Uncle Ben is dead, and in a sense it was really I who killed him. Because I didn't realize in time that with great power there must also always be great responsibility, but I know it now, and so long as I live, Spider-Man will never shirk his duty again. Robbers, killers, beware. Spider-Man is here.
	Unknown Episode: Green Goblin: [after landing his glider next to a parking meter outside a jewelery store] Ha-ha-ha! Mustn't break the law. [places a dime in the meter then proceeds to steal all the jewels in the store]
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Octopus: I am the world's most unbeatable adversary. Spider-Man: That makes one of you who thinks so, grapefruit-head!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Octopus: [Triumphantly, after tossing Spider-Man out a window] Now that I've gotten rid of that miserable insect-- Spider-Man: [Sticking to a wall] Tsk tsk, [Sarcastically] Doc, you out of all people should know that spiders arn't insects! Dr. Octopus: I'll exterminate you, yet!
	Unknown Episode: Spider-Man: I'll catch up with that bird-brain yet, and when I do, I'll clip his wings for good.
	Unknown Episode: Spider-Man: That feathered fink sure lays a powerful egg.
	Unknown Episode: J. Jonah Jameson: It's about time you showed up! Get me down from here! Spider-Man: Say "please". J. Jonah Jameson: Don't be ridiculous! Get me down! Spider-Man: Pleeeeease? J. Jonah Jameson: If you don't let me down, I'll... I'll... Spider-Man: [walking away] Okay, see you later! J. Jonah Jameson: Wait, Spider-Man, don't leave me here! Spider-Man: [faces him] Eh, what did you say? J. Jonah Jameson: I said? J. Jonah Jameson: ?please?
	Unknown Episode: Spider-Man: [rubbing his head] I had to find out there were two of them the hard way.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Fountain of Terror / Fiddler On the Loose J. Jonah Jameson: A statue! In my honor! Betty Brant: [to herself] The pigeons will love it.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Spider and the Fly / The Slippery Doctor Von Schlick J. Jonah Jameson: There shouldn't be any women in the world! Only children, and men!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Spider and the Fly / The Slippery Doctor Von Schlick J. Jonah Jameson: Parker! Where'd he disappear to so fast? These teenagers! How come they always disappear the minute you mention work?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Never Step On a Scorpion / Sands of Crime Mysterio: There is no limit to my powers! Spider-Man: Tell that to your press agent!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Never Step On a Scorpion / Sands of Crime Mysterio: Spider-Man, you have met your match. Spider-Man: No false modesty, please.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Never Step On a Scorpion / Sands of Crime Mysterio: You'll pay for this, Spider-Man, right now! Spider-Man: How's that for a down payment!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Never Step On a Scorpion / Sands of Crime Director: That's not in the script. Spider-Man: Then I'll just have to ad-lib.

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