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	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Beast Carl: Seriously, I think I'm in love... Jonathan: Please, not with Rosie O'Donnell!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Beast Detective Kate Benson: On stripping? I don't need any advice from a couple of COLON eaters... Detective Nicholas O'Malley: Hey, for a couple of colon eaters, they really know their business.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Grain Detective Nicholas O'Malley: There's no smoking in here. Parasite: What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking? Detective Nicholas O'Malley: No, but I'll hold this blowtorch to your head.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Web Burgler: Empty the cash register! Cashier: [to the burgler] I don't think so.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Brothers Detective Nicholas O'Malley: You know it's probably hard to believe, but no one has ever saved my life before. Detective Kate Benson: Oh... No. I believe it.
	Unknown Episode: Benson: [O'Malley and Carl are laughing and hollering after blowing up a building] What are you two so happy about? Nick O'Malley: We just saved some guy's life, killed some vicious murdering Links and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night.
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: By the way, the clock's ticking. We have to stop a massacre. So you might want to hurry it along.
	Unknown Episode: Captain Richard Page: Sean Radmon - our resident Link biologist. Sean Radmon: Yeah, and Sean would be the youngest full professor at the University of Chicago, only Sean opened his big mouth and tried to tell everyone the truth so now this is the best job that Sean can get where his chances of scoring on undergrads are zero.
	Unknown Episode: Gargoyle: This good-cop, bad-cop routine is worse than Starsky and Hutch. Benson: No, it's not a routine. I'm really a good cop. And he's... really a bad cop. Gargoyle: I'm about to work myself up to a yawn here.
	Unknown Episode: Gargoyle: Well, then you'll have no chance of finding those people. Benson: Well, see now, that kind of logic would work with a rational person... so if I were you I'd start talking. Gargoyle: You can both go to hell! Benson: Wrong answer.
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: How do we kill 'em? Sean Ratham: Can't kill'em, O'Malley, cause they're already dead. Nick O'Malley: You know what I mean, can we shoot 'em? Sean Ratham: No internal organs to disrupt. Nick O'Malley: Ah, we'll light it on fire. Sean Ratham: Not internally flammable. Nick O'Malley: Drown 'em? Benson: How many more ways of hurting things can you think of?
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: You said the stun gun would knock out that thing for an hour. ONE hour! Ratham: It's possible we didn't... fully appreciate... the mummy's background. Nick O'Malley: Ok, forget the stun gun. I want a C-4 grenade. I want a Bazooka. I want an Anti-Tank Missle!
	Unknown Episode: Benson: How does Special Unit 2 know I'm not going to tell everybody the whole thing? Nick O'Malley: The captain only picks people he feels he can trust. But transfers are not a problem for most people. Benson: Why, do they all get killed? Nick O'Malley: Well, one guy lived but he just sits in a room and talks to himself.
	Unknown Episode: Benson: If you're right about us not having relationships, it really won't be much of an adjustment for me. I usually scare guys anyway. Nick O'Malley: By telling them what you've seen, that no one else has? Benson: No, by telling them what I really think about everything. By being honest. Nick O'Malley: Well, that's always a mistake in a relationship.
	Unknown Episode: Kendall: Don't even waste your time trying to negotiate with me. I do it for a living and I've probably made more money this year than you'll ever make in your entire life. Nick O'Malley: Well, at least I don't turn into a Great Dane every month.
	Unknown Episode: Benson: You enjoyed killing that thing. Saving my life was secondary. Benson: Okay, you're supposed to disagree with that.
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: Remember, guns don't kill people, gargoyles do.
	Unknown Episode: Carl: Hey, I still scare the ladies. Nick O'Malley: Just not the way you want to.
	Unknown Episode: Benson: "Hot flossy babes?"
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: [when about to leave a murder-site, Carl has left the car without permission] Would you get back in the car? Carl: Try asking nicely. Nick O'Malley: Please get back in the car, or I'll beat you senseless?
	Unknown Episode: Carl: Here's your fake back. Maybe you guys want to change your name to FU-2.
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: There's no smoking in here. Parasite: What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking? Nick O'Malley: No, but I'll hold this blowtorch to your head.
	Unknown Episode: Benson [: Put that gun away. Nick O'Malley: Okay. Right after I shoot him.
	Unknown Episode: Carl: [describing a Link] Like the Terminator, only not such a wuss.
	Unknown Episode: Nick O'Malley: [answering phone] This is Nick, loving every moment of my life and yours. Hello.
	Unknown Episode: Benson: [Benson has just found out she was hired because she was a woman] I'm a little offended, sir. Captain Richard Page: I was offended when Charlie shot my hand off. I got over it.

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