Space Ghost Coast to Coast Quotes

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast Quotes

	Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Space Ghost: Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tall boys? Moltar: Uh, yeah, but... it makes ya FEEL LIKE A COWBOY! Space Ghost: It does?
	Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Moltar: Maybe you should drink some water. Space Ghost: You drink some water with your ass!
	Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Jeff Probst: I mean, I know you have a director. Does he actually... does he do anything, or does... Space Ghost: Shut up, little man! Space Ghost: Dah! You have a drinking problem, don't I?
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Baffler Meal Space Ghost: [Appears and looks around] Zorak: Uga Buga! Space Ghost: [Looks at Zorak] Zorak, take off the mask Zorak: What mask? Space Ghost: You KNOW what mask I'm talking about. Zorak: ...No I don't. Space Ghost: Yes you do, you're wearing it RIGHT now! Zorak: ...No I'm not. Space Ghost: Come back here you Godforsaken mantis! Zorak: [Off screen] MWU HAHAHAHA! Space Ghost: [off screen] YOU DO HAVE A MASK!
	Season 7 / Episode 3: - Knifin' Around Björk: I have to go to the toilet. Space Ghost: You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right? Björk: I think so. Space Ghost: And remember how I angry I got. Björk: It smells like bad eggs. Space Ghost: Because that's what happens when you boil the couchs you've been urinating on. Björk: Yeah. Space Ghost: Oh, and as long as I've got you here; tell that French DJ, Tricky, to move out! Björk: What's his name again? Space Ghost: I dunno... he's your damn friend. Björk: And I would love to introduce you to him. Space Ghost: I've met him. He's living on our couch... with the urine. And tell him to stop letting in strangers to listen to his new 'beats'. Björk: It makes all the children happy. Space Ghost: Honey, those aren't children... they're packets of cream cheese. Björk: Sometimes I can't seperate between the two, do you know that? Space Ghost: Uh, yeah. I wish I had known that when we just dating. Björk: You have a mask, has anybody told you - ? Space Ghost: Uh, honey? I buried a treasure for you out in the yard. Björk: Yeah? Space Ghost: Yeah... why don't you go dig it up? Björk: [exits] Zorak: What'd you bury? Space Ghost: Her mother. Zorak: Cool. Space Ghost: No, Zorak... it's just a bagel she started calling 'mother'.
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Kentucky Nightmare Space Ghost: [fighting a bear] Shark, help!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Sequel Birdman: But,you're supposed to be in jail. Space Ghost: Yeah,and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps,you six peice Chicken McNobody! Get outta my seat! Birdman: Make me.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Gallagher Space Ghost: Wanna see my tattoo? Space Ghost: It's a cute, little panda swinging from a branch. Moltar: That is a hairy panda!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - A Space Ghost Christmas Council of Doom: [to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"] On the first Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Tansut: Four quesadillas! Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Black Widow: Leonard Nimoy sings! Tansut: Four quesadillas! Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Braaaaaaa... Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Enough! Brak: ...aaaaaaaaaak! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: That was pitiful!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Batmantis Zorak: I am becoming... Announcer: Meanwhile, at the bandstand, a hideous mutation rears its ugly head. So hideous, that it must be... Announcer: ...censored. Zorak: [explosion, Zorak is now in a Batman suit] I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Ahhh! Zorak: Wait! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Oh, it's you! Good costume. Look! Shoot a ray, and you get a word. Zorak: Shoot an adjective. Zorak: Shoot a proper noun! Zorak: Shoot the theory of evolution!
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: What? This is my natural head of hair
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Now, what about these beans? Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair. Moltar: Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up! Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up? Moltar: Those are part of the dinner. Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot. Moltar: They were on the menu. Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain.
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: Hey! You took my soul!
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: You dance like a woman. Space Ghost: I dance like a woman... if she were a man! Zorak: Well... ya got me there.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died. Space Ghost: That was never an episode! Zorak: Well, it should have been.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: You're shooting blanks, Grandpa! Leonard Ghostal: Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name (that would be the lovely Elizabeth), I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball! Zorak: [wide-eyed] Okay.
	Unknown Episode: Moltar: Whoa! Looks like we're movin'! Space Ghost: We ARE moving, Moltar. To America! Moltar: And, uh, why are we doin' that? Space Ghost: Because all the successful superheroes live in America. Moltar: Okay... Space Ghost: It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman. Moltar: Are you faster than a speeding bullet? Space Ghost: Well... no, but... Moltar: Are you able to leap tall buildings with... Space Ghost: Moltar, that's not the point.
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: Vengence is the refuge of the weak.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Zorak, where's your nephew? Zorak: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him. Space Ghost: That's barbaric! Space Ghost: Is there any left?
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: I could plead the Fifth. Zorak: If you could count that high.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Who do you think you are? Denis Leary: I think the universe knows who I am, Space Ghost. Space Ghost: Then who do you think the universe knows I am, Denis? Denis Leary: Space Ghost. And I'm Denis Leary, master of the universe. Space Ghost: Master? I know one or two guys who might disagree with you... master! Denis Leary: Like who? Space Ghost: Yoda. Denis Leary: Okay, who else on the list? Space Ghost: Star Wars.
	Unknown Episode: Brak: Space Ghost... I think I'm pregnant.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Hmmm... these aren't my lamps. These have feet. Space Ghost: I'd better go get a new apartment.
	Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Uh, hey, honey, how are you? Björk: Do you like sulfur? Space Ghost: Sulfur? Sulfur's my favorite food, honey, you know that. Is that why you called me? Björk: Yeah. Space Ghost: Oh, great. Björk: Can I sing in Icelandic? Space Ghost: Uh, not now, honey, please, I'm right in the middle of, a, um... giant space war. Björk: I... I enjoy talking to you. Space Ghost: Uh, yes you do, but like I said, this, uh, space war, what can I do? Space Ghost: ...aliens. Björk: Yeah? Space Ghost: Yeah, so, you have to go now. Björk: Okay. Space Ghost: Okay, so... I'll talk to you when there's... peace. In space.
	Unknown Episode: Zorak: I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape. Space Ghost: What are you all gonna do? Zorak: I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.

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