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 | Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Space Ghost: Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tall boys? Moltar: Uh, yeah, but... it makes ya FEEL LIKE A COWBOY! Space Ghost: It does? |
| Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Moltar: Maybe you should drink some water. Space Ghost: You drink some water with your ass! |
| Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Jeff Probst: I mean, I know you have a director. Does he actually... does he do anything, or does... Space Ghost: Shut up, little man! Space Ghost: Dah! You have a drinking problem, don't I? |
 | Season 8 / Episode 1: - Baffler Meal Space Ghost: [Appears and looks around] Zorak: Uga Buga! Space Ghost: [Looks at Zorak] Zorak, take off the mask Zorak: What mask? Space Ghost: You KNOW what mask I'm talking about. Zorak: ...No I don't. Space Ghost: Yes you do, you're wearing it RIGHT now! Zorak: ...No I'm not. Space Ghost: Come back here you Godforsaken mantis! Zorak: [Off screen] MWU HAHAHAHA! Space Ghost: [off screen] YOU DO HAVE A MASK! |
| Season 7 / Episode 3: - Knifin' Around Moltar: Your wife's on the phone again. Space Ghost: Uh, tell her I exploded and tell her it was very sad and that the last thing I said was "make sure my wife moves out of my condo." Moltar: She says it's an emergency. Space Ghost: Emergency? Patch her through. Björk: I have to go to the toilet. Space Ghost: You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right? Björk: I think so. Space Ghost: And remember how angry I got. Björk: It smells like bad eggs. Space Ghost: Because that's what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you've been urinating on. Björk: Yeah? Space Ghost: Oh-oh, and as long as I've got you here: tell that French DJ, Tricky, to move out! Björk: What's his name again? Space Ghost: I don't know, he's your damned friend. Björk: And I would love to introduce you to him. Space Ghost: I've met him. He's living on our couch with the urine. And tell him to stop letting in strangers to listen to his new beats. Björk: It makes all the children happy. Space Ghost: Honey, those aren't children... they're packets of cream cheese. Björk: Sometimes I can't separate between the two, do you know that? Space Ghost: Yeah. I wish I had known that when we were just dating. Björk: You have a mask, has anybody told - ? Space Ghost: Uh, honey? I buried a present for you out in the yard. Björk: Yeah? Space Ghost: Yeah... why don't you go dig it up? |
| Season 7 / Episode 3: - Knifin' Around Space Ghost: Yeah. Well, I'll tell him you said that. Zorak: Hey, um, uh... what did you bury? Space Ghost: Her mother. Zorak: Cool. Space Ghost: No, Zorak, it's just a bagel she started calling "mother". |
| Season 7 / Episode 3: - Knifin' Around Space Ghost: Let's drink until our hearts stop. |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Kentucky Nightmare Space Ghost: [fighting a bear] Shark, help! |
| Season 7 / Episode 1: - Kentucky Nightmare Space Ghost: Willie, who wrote the extremely famous phrase "a shark on whiskey is mighty risky; a shark on beer is a beer engineer"? |
| Season 6 / Episode 8: - King Dead Zorak: [prank calling Space Ghost] Please! Help me! I am being attacked! Moltar: And you're a woman. Zorak: And, uh, I'm a woman. Moltar: Hang up. He'll be here any minute. Space Ghost: [on the other end] She'd be dead by the time I got there. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - Curling Flower Space Zorak: That went on for... ever. Luckily, Boston came by and picked me up. Space Ghost: Oh, bull. Zorak: They said they needed a keyboardist, and I said, "I'm your man-tis." |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - Curling Flower Space Moltar: The trueness of one's truth, Zorak, is clearly based on their vernacular inaccuracies. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - Sequel Birdman: But,you're supposed to be in jail. Space Ghost: Yeah,and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps,you six peice Chicken McNobody! Get outta my seat! Birdman: Make me. |
| Season 5 / Episode 3: - Lawsuit Space Ghost: Jack Lord! It's Dr. Nightmare, my arch-enemy! Dr. Nightmare: That's Dr. Nightmare, attorney at law, Mr. Fat Boy. I got my degree at space prison after you unjustly sent me up the galactic river. Space Ghost: Unjustly? You vibroshocked three galaxies out of existence! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! And then you tried to steal my brain! Zorak: Petty larceny. Space Ghost: Do you mind, Zorak? I'm getting sued here. Zorak: I don't mind. Go ahead and get sued. See if I care. |
| Season 5 / Episode 3: - Lawsuit Space Ghost: Ooh, mama, am I nervous. Sweatin' like a Trekkie. I smell like oil of Olestra. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - Brilliant Number One Space Ghost: Zorak! You are being consumed by... Vibratronica! Space Ghost: Sunday! Sunday! See Vibratronica set fire to the stands and burn a hole of effigy through the walls! I'll save you. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Zorak Maxcy Nolan: Is it possible that under that red vest... Maxcy Nolan: ...red vest, Maxcy Nolan: he is carrying an extra set of arms that no-one has found out about yet? Space Ghost: Euuh! Barf! Zorak: Actually, that's where I keep my Mintøs. Das Freshmaker! |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - Zorak Space Ghost: Have you ever dipped a mantis into rich, creamy milk chocolate? |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - Zorak Maxcy Nolan: One thing that I find just most... absolutely amazing about the mantises is the fact that they can stand motionless for hours, literally not moving any body part that is visible. Zorak: Actually, nobody moves much in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - Gallagher Space Ghost: Wanna see my tattoo? Space Ghost: It's a cute, little panda swinging from a branch. Moltar: *That* is a hairy panda! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - Gallagher Space Ghost: I ask you a question, but be careful: if you get it wrong, you get blasted! If you get it right... Space Ghost: ...you get blasted! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - Gallagher Space Ghost: What is the main ingredient in my mom's delicious cheeseburger pie? David Cross: Jägermeister. Space Ghost: Right! It's ketchup! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 1: - Rehearsal Zorak: What in Andromeda's name is going on? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 1: - President's Day Nightmare Black Widow: You look really good in those tights, honey. Space Ghost: Eww! Yucky! |
| Season 2 / Episode 1: - President's Day Nightmare Zorak: Death to Lokar. Lokar: Oh, please, Zorak, your insipid habit of barking out ludicrous commands is nothing more than a blatant display of your lack of intelligence. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - A Space Ghost Christmas Council of Doom: [to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"] On the first Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Tansut: Four quesadillas! Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Brak! Council of Doom: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Black Widow: Leonard Nimoy sings! Tansut: Four quesadillas! Lokar: Three reruns of "What's Happening!" Metallus: Two plus eight is ten! Brak: Hi my name is Braaaaaaa... Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Enough! Brak: ...aaaaaaaaaak! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: That was pitiful! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Batmantis Zorak: I am becoming... Announcer: Meanwhile, at the bandstand, a hideous mutation rears its ugly head. So hideous, that it must be... Announcer: ...censored. Zorak: [explosion, Zorak is now in a Batman suit] I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Ahhh! Zorak: Wait! Space Ghost aka Tad Ghostal: Oh, it's you! Good costume. Look! Shoot a ray, and you get a word. Zorak: Shoot an adjective. Zorak: Shoot a proper noun! Zorak: Shoot the theory of evolution! |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Those stupid kids, why did I even bother? |
| Unknown Episode: Zorak: What? This is my natural head of hair. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Now, what about these beans? Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair. Moltar: Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up! Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up? Moltar: Those are part of the dinner. Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot. Moltar: They were on the menu. Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu. |
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