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 | Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Space Ghost: Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tall boys? Moltar: Uh, yeah, but... it makes ya FEEL LIKE A COWBOY! Space Ghost: It does? |
| Season 8 / Episode 5: - Idlewild South Moltar: Maybe you should drink some water. Space Ghost: You drink some water with your ass! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - Gallagher Space Ghost: Wanna see my tattoo? Space Ghost: It's a cute, little panda swinging from a branch. Moltar: *That* is a hairy panda! |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Now, what about these beans? Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair. Moltar: Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up! Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up? Moltar: Those are part of the dinner. Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot. Moltar: They were on the menu. Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu. |
| Unknown Episode: Moltar: Whoa! Looks like we're movin'! Space Ghost: We ARE moving, Moltar. To America! Moltar: And, uh, why are we doin' that? Space Ghost: Because all the successful superheroes live in America. Moltar: Okay... Space Ghost: It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman. Moltar: Are you faster than a speeding bullet? Space Ghost: Well... no, but... Moltar: Are you able to leap tall buildings with... Space Ghost: Moltar, that's not the point. |
| Unknown Episode: Zorak: Moltar, take off your helmet... show me your true face. Moltar: Why? Zorak: Because, I'm intrigued. Moltar: No. Zorak: C'mon... I'll be your friend. Moltar: NO! Zorak: C'mon... I'll give you a dollar. Moltar: Okay... Zorak: GOOD GOD! |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Moltar, flush the lake. Moltar: We don't have a lake. Space Ghost: Good work. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Moltar, what's our depth? Moltar: 20,000 leagues, sir. Space Ghost: Take her to twenty-one. Moltar: Twenty-one? But... why? Space Ghost: Because it's more fantastical. |
| Unknown Episode: Moltar: Space Ghost, I'm picking up four unidentified heat sources on my monitor screen. Space Ghost: Well, they're probably just creatures, Moltar. Space creatures. Moltar: They just violated our airspace. Space Ghost: Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich. |
| Unknown Episode: Moltar: And we're clear. Space Ghost: Well, that wasn't very good. Jerry Springer: I'm sorry. Space Ghost: Oh, no, it's all right, really. You're just not very good. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments? Zorak: No. Charlton Heston: Uh, I don't think so. Space Ghost: Not a sequel man, eh? Zorak: No. Charlton Heston: What other commandments are we going to write? Zorak: Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it. Space Ghost: [laughs] Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it. Zorak: [fake laugh] Jerk. Charlton Heston: Yeah, well... Moltar: Thou shalt not... hesitate. Charlton Heston: I'm kind of committed to the first ten. Zorak: Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments! Space Ghost: Zorak, one more commandment out of you, and thou shalt be blasted! Moltar: Thou shalt not mess with Zorak, or thou shalt have to mess with me! Space Ghost: All right, everybody, just calm down! Moltar: Thou shalt not calm down! Charlton Heston: I hesitate... Moltar: Thou shalt not hesitate! |
| Unknown Episode: Moltar: Show me the heinie! Zorak: Put your pants on. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: Will you please keep your mind on the music? Zorak: I can't. It's mating season. Space Ghost: So, what's the big deal? Unless... Zorak, is it your first time? Zorak: Don't be ridiculous. I've mated, uh, lots of times. Moltar: Wait a minute. That can't be true! Zorak: And why not? Moltar: Because your head's still attached to your body. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: You ever work with Lassie? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: If by "working," you mean "bang up the ass," then yes... I have "worked" with her. Space Ghost: Ho ho! Heh... Ah-huh. Whe-heh. [Turns to Zorak] You hear what that guy said? Zorak: [Turns to Space Ghost] ... No. [Turns back] Space Ghost: [Small giggle] He said he "banged a dog up the you-know-what." Zorak: [Turns to Space Ghost] ... No... [Looks at camera, then turns back] Space Ghost: Can you say "bang a dog up the ass" on T.V.? Zorak: [Turns to Space Ghost] ... ... ... No. [Turns back] Space Ghost: Anything happen? Zorak: Um... I think some money came in. Space Ghost: Really? Hang on... [Clears throat] Ooookay... I, *too*, *banged a dog up the a...* Space Ghost: [Please stand by] [Cheesy music playing] [Space Ghost is in Moltar's director's lair] Oh, come on, Moltar! It's not like it was *alive* or anything. Moltar: They can take you off the air for that kind of shit... Duh... Brrrph... I mean... stuff. Space Ghost: When did you become such a "Puritan?" [Space Ghost teleports back to his desk] Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Can we talk about some of the songs for a second? Space Ghost: Sure, we can talk about anything... Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Yes... Space Ghost: ...So long as "Sister Mary Moltar" isn't in the room! Moltar: You're really diggin' yourself a *deep hole*! Space Ghost: [On Moltar's monitor] A hole that I will *bang my way ou...* Space Ghost: [Please stand by] [Space Ghost is back with Moltar] Calm down with this "religion!" [Triumph starts making out with a sheep sock-puppet on the monitor] Moltar: You know, all this salty language... See, it ain't helpin' the found... Space Ghost: [Interrupting] All I know, Moltar, is that I'm trying to create a "Retardo"-free society. Moltar: Well, you'll probably have the thanks of... all the retarded people watching. Space Ghost: They're not retarded, Moltar... "Retardo" is the name of the disease, ok? I named it. ...And tonight with this cute little dog's help... [Triumph is on the monitor humping the sheep sock-puppet] ...We're going to find a cure. |
| Unknown Episode: Space Ghost: I'm gonna go to the desk, now... Zorak: You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get. Space Ghost: Here I am now... At the desk. Moltar: [shouts] You got lucky, Pal! Zorak: You try it *next time*! You see what you get! |
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