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Space Cases

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	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Sporting Kind Harlan Band: It ain't over til the fat lady sings, you cosmic creep! [is suddenly taken down by Kirge's telepathy] Oh, fat lady... you're on in five....
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Harlan Band: Hey! How can he be a witness and on the jury? Bova: We believe in recycling.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) T.J. Davenport: We may have an even bigger problem than that - I'm itching! Commander Seth Goddard: Well, that's not usually the kind of problem that requires a command decision, but okay: Scratch it.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Commander Seth Goddard: Okay. Here's what we do. I want you to get a dictionary. T.J. Davenport: A dictionary. Um, all right. Commander Seth Goddard: Then look up the word "paranoid", and see if your picture's next to it!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Catalina: An ionic storm! Suzee! Help! Tell me what to do! Tell me what to think! Tell me what to wear - I didn't bring any ionic storm outfits with me!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Thelma: Commander, you are aware that you and Miss Davenport are transforming into Spung? Commander Seth Goddard: Your point being? Thelma: Nothing! Just making conversation.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Catalina: Thelma? That hole we went though during the ionic storm? Is it possible that that was a gateway to a parallel universe, and that's where we are now? Thelma: Yes, it is possible. Radu: Is it possible that we could retrace our flight path, find that gateway, and use it to return to our own universe? Thelma: Yes, it is possible. Bova: Is it possible that I could turn into a dish of tapioca pudding? Thelma: Yes, it is possible. Catalina: Thelma, you think anything is possible, don't you. Thelma: Almost. It is an exciting cosmos, isn't it?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - It's My Birthday, Too (Yeah!) Catalina: Oh, grozit, we do go left! Harlan Band: You're agreeing with me? Well, maybe I'm wrong.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Bova: I hate being from Uranus. I'm the butt of every joke.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman T.J. Davenport: As assistant principal I believe in regulations and procedure, Mister Band. If you added those two words to your vocabulary, you could... Catalina: Double it?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Catalina: Just remember there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Harlan Band: Not to me.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Harlen Band: I'm Harlan. Harlan Band. Thelma: Hello, Harlan Harlan Band. I am Thelma.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Rosie: Oh, Bova. You gotta be positive! On Mercury we always look on the sunny side of the street. But of course, on Mercury both sides of the street are the sunny side.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Catalina: OK. Pull this, push that, and Suzee says that should power down the hyperdrive. Either that, or flush every toilet in the ship.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Commander Seth Goddard: Thelma, what's our position? Thelma: We are on the floor, sir.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Breath of a Salesman Commander Seth Goddard: Gentlemen, set course for home. Harlan Band: Not a problem. [long pause] Now how do you do that again?
	Unknown Episode: Thelma: None of my memory banks have deleted information in the past 39 hours. A new record.
	Unknown Episode: T.J. Davenport: Just think about all of those frighteningly dangerous criminals. Bova: They're locked up. Usually, it's the ones that are free you have to worry about.
	Unknown Episode: Harlan Band: [to journal] I try hard not to constantly be the first one to give the answer in class...
	Unknown Episode: Commander Seth Goddard: Thelma, you've got to have priorities. Thelma: All right. When shall I schedule them?
	Unknown Episode: Elmira: Harlan Band doesn't hate you, Radu. He's afraid of you. Radu: Afraid? Elmira: Yes. Every time he looks at you, he's afraid that everything he knows is wrong. And so are you, every time you look at me.
	Unknown Episode: Warlord Shank: Spung do not question Andromedans. Spung enslave Andromedans. Besides, Earthers are easier to interrogate.
	Unknown Episode: Commander Seth Goddard: Radu, raise the shields. Radu: How do I do that? Commander Seth Goddard: I don't know.
	Unknown Episode: Bova: Rosie gets a nice chat with her parents, and what do I get? A holo-recording of my dad saying, "Hi, we're off-world right now, we'll be back... whenever."
	Unknown Episode: Rosie: I keep warning her not to over do her sonic practicing. She'll blow a vocal chord or something. Harlen Band: yeah, well that's one of the dangers when you're hooked on sonics.
	Unknown Episode: Thelma: His temperature is thirty-five degrees Celsius. Low, even for Andromedans. Oh, and his barometric pressure is dropping. I think he's going to snow. Commander Seth Goddard: That's ridiculous.

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