Season 3 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 17
TV Specials: 2
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 17
TV Specials: 2
TV Movies: 0
South Park Season 3 (1999-2000)
|TV Special: Dead Friend Sketch |
The Dead Friend Sketch is a short film Trey Parker and Matt Stone made for Monty Python's Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python TV anniversary special. The sketch is a parody of Monty ...
|Oct. 09, 1999|
|TV Special: Goin' Down To South Park |
This special is a look at behind the scenes of the show South Park.
|May. 03, 1999|
|3x01 Rainforest Schmainforest |
As punishment, the boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest to sing with a children's choir. The perky choir director gets them lost among giant bugs and snakes, and Kenny forms ...
|Apr. 07, 1999|
|3x02 Spontaneous Combustion |
First Kenny, and then dozens of other citizens of South Park, spontaneously combust. The Mayor orders Randy to find a solution, but first he has to determine the cause. Meanwhile Kyle's ...
|Apr. 14, 1999|
|3x03 The Succubus |
The boys don't like Chef's new girlfriend, so when she and Chef announce their engagement, the boys set out to prove she's a succubus. Chef's parents arrive for the wedding, and tell ...
|Apr. 21, 1999|
|3x04 Jakovasaurs |
While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. ...
|Jun. 16, 1999|
|3x05 Tweek vs. Craig |
They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to ...
|Jun. 23, 1999|
|3x06 Sexual Harassment Panda |
The "Sexual Harassment Panda" visits Mr. Garrison's classroom, and the students become hypersensitive to the issue. Soon, everyone is suing everyone, and while Kyle's dad profits off ...
|Jul. 07, 1999|
|3x07 Cat Orgy (Part 1) |
During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, ...
|Jul. 14, 1999|
|3x08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (Part 2) |
During the meteor shower, Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he is sent to the basement where he is forced to hang out with the dorky kids. He discovers that the ATF ...
|Jul. 21, 1999|
|3x09 Jewbilee (Part 3) |
The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but ...
|Jul. 28, 1999|
|3x10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery |
It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity ...
|Oct. 27, 1999|
|3x11 Chinpokomon |
A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, ...
|Nov. 03, 1999|
|3x12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics |
An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two ...
|Nov. 10, 1999|
|3x13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! |
When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back ...
|Nov. 17, 1999|
|3x14 The Red Badge of Gayness |
When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on ...
|Nov. 24, 1999|
|3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics |
This special Christmas episode of South Park features Mr. Hankey and friends singing holiday songs. Hitler, Satan, Jesus, and a whole group of folks from South Park join in.
|Dec. 01, 1999|
|3x16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus |
Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, ...
|Dec. 29, 1999|
|3x17 Worldwide Recorder Concert |
Mr. Garrison takes his class to Arkansas to perform in a worldwide recorder concert. Cartman spends the bus ride trying to find the "brown noise" - a pitch which causes people to lose ...
|Jan. 12, 2000|
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Season 3 Characters
Season 3 Videos[none added]
Season 3 Quotes
|Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Succubus|
Stan: [sees Cartman has bandages on his eyes] Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
Eric Cartman: [annoyed] That asshole eye doctor screwed up my laser surgery. I have to wear these bandages for three days.
Stan: Damn, your eyes must really suck, Cartman.
Eric Cartman: [sarcastic] Oh, thanks for the newsflash, Tom Brokaw! What happened with Chef? Did you tell him she's a succubus?
Stan: We couldn't even talk to him, she's so evil. She has totally kept him away from us.
|Season 3 / Episode 5: - Tweek vs. Craig|
Mr. Adler: [decides to commit suicide, he lays on a saw belt, feet first] It'll all be over soon. [suddenly gets up] What was I thinking? [lays on the saw belt head first] That would've hurt like Hell.
Season 3 Trivia
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