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Season 13 Guide (2009)

	13x01 The Ring Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each are given purity rings, which ruins Kenny's chances of geting a BJ	Mar. 11, 2009
	13x02 The Coon A superhero named The Coon (Cartman) takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in South Park.	Mar. 18, 2009
	13x03 Margaritaville Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.	Mar. 25, 2009
	13x04 Eat, Pray, Queef The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of ...	Apr. 01, 2009
	13x05 Fishsticks Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are ...	Apr. 08, 2009
	13x06 Pinewood Derby It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy ...	Apr. 15, 2009
	13x07 Fatbeard Cartman decides to become a pirate, and takes Butters and a small group of recruits with him to help make his dream come true.	Apr. 22, 2009
	13x08 Dead Celebrities Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters ...	Oct. 07, 2009
	13x09 Butters' Bottom Bitch Butters has never kissed a girl in his life. Finally fed up with the other boys teasing him, Butters is determined to catch up to the rest of them. Meanwhile, ...	Oct. 14, 2009
	13x10 W.T.F. After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling ...	Oct. 21, 2009
	13x11 Whale Whores Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese ...	Oct. 28, 2009
	13x12 The F Word [add summary]	Nov. 04, 2009
	13x13 Dances with Smurfs Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park ...	Nov. 11, 2009
	13x14 Pee Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the ...	Nov. 18, 2009
	13x15 TBA [add summary]	N/A

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Season 13 / Episode 3: - Margaritaville

Sharon Marsh: All right, everyone, eat up.
Randy Marsh: Aw, Jesus Christ! Sliced hot dogs and tomato slices?
Sharon Marsh: You said we had to be careful with our money! I've got nothing for our food budget!
Stan Marsh: Mom, dad? How come there's suddenly no money?
Randy Marsh: I'll tell you what happened, son. See, there's a bunch of idiots out there who weren't happy with what they had. They wanted a bigger house and materialistic things that they didn't even need. People with no money, who got loans to buy frivolous things they had no business buying...

Randy Marsh: ...and these assholes just blindly started buying any stupid thing that looked appealing 'cause they thought money was endless...

Randy Marsh: ...even less money coming in. And the idiots couldn't see that by doing all this frivolous spending, they were mocking the economy! And they made the economy very angry. We're all feeling the economy's vengeance because of materialistic heathens who did stupid things with their money. Do you understand, son?
Randy Marsh: Yeah, I think I get it.

Season 13 / Episode 1: - The Ring

Joe Jonas: Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.
Mickey Mouse: Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else the Disney Company looks bad, haha!

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