 | 1x01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Air Date: Aug. 13, 1997)
Cartman dreams he is abducted by aliens, cows all over South Park are being turned inside out, and Kyle's little brother, Ike, is missing. The boys believe these events are related and are ... |  | 1x02 Volcano (Air Date: Aug. 20, 1997)
The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned. Cartman tries to frighten the other boys by pretending to be "Scuzzlebutt," a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature. ... |  | 1x03 Weight Gain 4000 (Air Date: Aug. 27, 1997)
Cartman wins an environmental essay contest, but Wendy suspects that he cheated. The town learns that Kathie Lee Gifford will visit South Park to present Cartman's award live on television, ... |  | 1x04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Air Date: Sep. 03, 1997)
The boys suspect that Stan's new dog, Sparky, is gay. Stan is supposed to be the star quarterback in the South Park Cows football game, but when Sparky runs away, Stan sets out to find him. ... |  | 1x05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Air Date: Sep. 10, 1997)
The boys want to breed Kyle's new elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig to create a tiny, pot-bellied elephant. They hope to create a terrific pet and win the school science fair. They ... |  | 1x06 Death (Air Date: Sep. 17, 1997)
Stan's grandfather is 102 years old, he's ready to die, and he begs "Billy" (Stan) to kill him. The boys have been watching a lot of the "Terrance and Phillip" show and its potty humor, ... |  | 1x07 Pinkeye (Air Date: Oct. 29, 1997)
It's Halloween in South Park and a wave of pink eye is going around the town. All the infected people get a strange craving for human brains. As the boys try to do their trick-or-treating, ... |  | 1x08 Starvin' Marvin (Air Date: Nov. 19, 1997)
The boys try to help a famine relief effort, and are sent an Ethiopian boy in exchanged for their donation. The government comes to take the boy home, but they take Cartman instead. Meanwhile, ... |  | 1x09 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (Air Date: Dec. 17, 1997)
The kids discover that Kyle is Jewish, and therefore doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle suggests he could still participate in the annual Christmas play by singing a song about Mr. Hankey ... |  | 1x10 Damien (Air Date: Feb. 04, 1998)
A new student arrives at South Park Elementary, and he seems to be the spawn of Satan. Shunned by the other students, he becomes angry and asks his father to help him get revenge - and pretty ... |  | 1x11 Tom's Rhinoplasty (Air Date: Feb. 11, 1998)
Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence from school while he gets a nose job. He becomes so good-looking that he can barely handle the attention. While he's gone, the class gets a substitute ... |  | 1x12 Mecha-Streisand (Air Date: Feb. 18, 1998)
Barbra Streisand comes to South Park and is searching for an item that Kyle found. She takes it from the boys and transforms in to Mecha-Streisand and starts a rampage. South Park's fate ... |  | 1x13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1) (Air Date: Feb. 25, 1998)
Cartman goes on a quest to discover the identity of his father. The search gets tougher when he finds that there are many men who could be his biological dad. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and ... |
 | 2x01 Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus" (Air Date: Apr. 01, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip travel to Iraq to rescue Terrance's daughter, Sally. When they get back, they discover that Canada has been conquered by Saddam Hussein, so it's up to our two favorite ... |  | 2x02 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2) (Air Date: Apr. 22, 1998)
As Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal the identity of Cartman's father, he is shot and is rushed to the hospital. Chef and the boys wait by his side until he wakes up. Meanwhile, a blizzard ... |  | 2x03 Ike's Wee Wee (Air Date: May. 20, 1998)
Ike's bris is approaching, and the boys misunderstand exactly what happens during this ceremony. Kyle tries to save his baby brother by sending him away. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is fired from ... |  | 2x04 Chickenlover (Air Date: May. 27, 1998)
When the townspeople discover that Officer Barbrady can't read, they send him back to school. A mysterious pervert is molesting the chickens in South Park, and Officer Barbrady is put on ... |  | 2x05 Conjoined Fetus Lady (Air Date: Jun. 03, 1998)
When Kyle sees that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to her head, his mom tries to educate the boys about this strange condition, and then sets out to inform the whole town. Meanwhile, ... |  | 2x06 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (Air Date: Jun. 10, 1998)
When the boys interview Jimbo and Ned for a school project on Vietnam and present what they learn to their class, Mr. Garrison tells them all their information is false, and accuses the ... |  | 2x07 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks) (Air Date: Jun. 17, 1998)
During a snowy bus ride, Mrs. Crabtree loses control of the bus and it ends up on the edge of a cliff. When she leaves in search of help, the children are still trapped on the bus, and they ... |  | 2x08 Summer Sucks (Air Date: Jun. 24, 1998)
When summer comes around the boys are excited about leaving school and buying some fireworks. Their fun ends when they discover that fireworks have been banned, so Ned and Jimbo try to save ... |  | 2x09 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (Air Date: Aug. 19, 1998)
When a film festival comes to South Park and crowds of people flood the town, it's more than the local sewer system can handle. It's too much for fragile Mr. Hankey, so Kyle begs the film ... |  | 2x10 Chickenpox (Air Date: Aug. 26, 1998)
Kenny comes down with the chickenpox, so the boys' parents send them to his house to catch the disease while they are still young. Stan and Cartman soon become sick, but Kyle remains healthy ... |  | 2x11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (Air Date: Sep. 02, 1998)
The boys go on a class trip to the planetarium. Afterward, they all want to go back, though they can't remember why. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny investigate and realize that the planetarium has ... |  | 2x12 Clubhouses (Air Date: Sep. 23, 1998)
Stan wants to build a clubhouse so he can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy. Randy is all for it, and Kyle reluctantly helps out too. Feeling snubbed, Cartman and Kenny build their own clubhouse. ... |  | 2x13 Cow Days (Air Date: Sep. 30, 1998)
South Park is holding its annual "Cow Days" festival. The local cows become fascinated by a giant cow clock, and form a cult around it. Meanwhile the boys are determined to win a pair of ... |  | 2x14 Chef Aid (Air Date: Oct. 07, 1998)
Chef finds himself in a legal battle over a song he wrote, and tries to earn money by prostituting himself. The boys want to help Chef by gathering his famous musician friends for a charity ... |  | 2x15 Spooky Fish (Air Date: Oct. 28, 1998)
Stan is sure that the pet fish his Aunt Flo gives him is evil. When dead bodies start to appear in Stan's room, his mother suspects him of the crimes, and not the fish. Meanwhile, Cartman ... |  | 2x16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (Air Date: Dec. 09, 1998)
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go with Cartman to visit his grandmother for Christmas. While they are there, Cartman's Uncle Howard breaks out of jail with his cellmate, Charlie Manson, and the two ... |  | 2x17 Gnomes (a.k.a. Underpants Gnomes) (Air Date: Dec. 16, 1998)
The kids must give a presentation on current events to prove that Mr. Garrison has actually taught them something. The boys are assigned to work with Tweek, who is sure that gnomes are stealing ... |  | 2x18 Prehistoric Ice Man (Air Date: Jan. 20, 1999)
Kyle and Stan find an ice man frozen in a cave, and argue over their discovery. Dr. Mephesto determines the ice man is not as ancient as they'd hoped, but builds him a habitat to simulate ... |
 | 3x01 Rainforest Schmainforest (Air Date: Apr. 07, 1999)
As punishment, the boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest to sing with a children's choir. The perky choir director gets them lost among giant bugs and snakes, and Kenny forms a relationship ... |  | 3x02 Spontaneous Combustion (Air Date: Apr. 14, 1999)
First Kenny, and then dozens of other citizens of South Park, spontaneously combust. The Mayor orders Randy to find a solution, but first he has to determine the cause. Meanwhile Kyle's ... |  | 3x03 The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama) (Air Date: Apr. 21, 1999)
The boys don't like Chef's new girlfriend, so when she and Chef announce their engagement, the boys set out to prove she's a succubus. Chef's parents arrive for the wedding, and tell they ... |  | 3x04 Jakovasaurs (Air Date: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping out at Stark's Pond, the boys discover a prehistoric creature. The Department of the Interior claims it is a "Jakovasaur", and wants to breed it to re-establish the species. ... |  | 3x05 Tweek vs. Craig (Air Date: Jun. 23, 1999)
They boys take a shop class, except for Kenny, who is thrilled to be enrolled in Home Economics. Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek in a fight, and so they try to start ... |  | 3x06 Sexual Harassment Panda (Air Date: Jul. 07, 1999)
The "Sexual Harassment Panda" visits Mr. Garrison's classroom, and the students become hypersensitive to the issue. Soon, everyone is suing everyone, and while Kyle's dad profits off the ... |  | 3x07 Cat Orgy (1) (Air Date: Jul. 14, 1999)
During a big meteor shower, all the parents in town go to a party, so Shelley baby-sits Cartman. Shelley won't take any crap from him, plus, she invites her much-older boyfriend over, which ... |  | 3x08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) (a.k.a. Melvins) (Air Date: Jul. 21, 1999)
During the meteor shower, Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he is sent to the basement where he is forced to hang out with the dorky kids. He discovers that the ATF is ... |  | 3x09 Jewbilee (3) (Air Date: Jul. 28, 1999)
The night of the meteor shower, Kyle invites Kenny to go to with him to "Jewbilee", a camp-out for Jewish kids, and Ike goes to the "Squirts" group. They all make gifts for Moses, but when ... |  | 3x10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Air Date: Oct. 27, 1999)
It's Halloween, and a group of 5th graders scare Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. To get even, the boys create a ghost story about Kyle's dead grandmother, and even dig up her corpse for authenticity ... |  | 3x11 Chinpokomon (Air Date: Nov. 03, 1999)
A new fad from Japan called “Chinpokomon” is sweeping South Park, and all the kids want to collect them. They play a Chinpokomon video-game and attend a Chinpokomon convention, but there ... |  | 3x12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics (Air Date: Nov. 10, 1999)
An important spelling bee is coming up, and Cartman's mother tries to prepare him by purchasing "Hooked on Monkey Fonics." During the spelling bee, the boys meet Mark and Rebecca, two local ... |  | 3x13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! (Air Date: Nov. 17, 1999)
When an alien ship crashes in the African desert, Starvin' Marvin finds it, picks up the South Park boys, and flies to the ship's home planet, Marklar. Starvin' Marvin wants to go back for ... |  | 3x14 The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War) (Air Date: Nov. 24, 1999)
When the boys participate in a Civil War reenactment, Cartman chooses to fight on the side of the South and take on the role of General Lee. With all the soldiers rowdy and drunk on schnapps, ... |  | 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Air Date: Dec. 01, 1999)
This special Christmas episode of South Park features Mr. Hankey and friends singing holiday songs. Hitler, Satan, Jesus, and a whole group of folks from South Park join in. |  | 3x16 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus (Air Date: Dec. 29, 1999)
Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, ... |  | 3x17 Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise) (Air Date: Jan. 12, 2000)
Mr. Garrison takes his class to Arkansas to perform in a worldwide recorder concert. Cartman spends the bus ride trying to find the "brown noise" - a pitch which causes people to lose bowel ... |
 | 4x01 The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000 (Air Date: Apr. 05, 2000)
When Cartman loses a tooth and finds money under his pillow, he and the boys come up with a plan to get rich off the Tooth Fairy. When they find out there is no Tooth Fairy, they formulate ... |  | 4x02 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (Air Date: Apr. 12, 2000)
Token teases Cartman about his weight, who then retaliates by throwing a rock back at him. Cartman is convicted of a hate crime and sent to juvenile detention where he experiences life in ... |  | 4x03 Timmy! 2000 (Air Date: Apr. 19, 2000)
Mr. Garrison's class gets a new student named Timmy. Not realizing Timmy is handicapped, Mr. Mackey suspects he has ADD and excuses him from school work. When the other kids see this, they ... |  | 4x04 Quintuplets 2000 (Air Date: Apr. 26, 2000)
The boys see the Contorting Quintuplets from Romania perform, and they are impressed by the amount of money an act like this brings in, so they try to start their own circus. Soon, the quints ... |  | 4x05 Cartman Joins NAMBLA (Air Date: Jun. 21, 2000)
Cartman thinks he is too mature for his friends, so logs onto the Internet to find some adult companionship. He joins the North American Man Boy Love Association, and soon has an older friend ... |  | 4x06 Cherokee Hair Tampons (Air Date: Jun. 28, 2000)
Kyle becomes sick and needs a kidney transplant, but his mother is convinced that natural cures from a New Age store are better. Kyle's condition gets worse, and it turns out that the only ... |  | 4x07 Chef Goes Nanners (Air Date: Jul. 05, 2000)
Chef thinks the South Park flag is racist and should be changed, but Jimbo claims the flag should be kept and valued for its history. Chef becomes so angry that he converts to Islam and ... |  | 4x08 Something You Can Do With Your Finger (a.k.a. Fingerbang) (Air Date: Jul. 12, 2000)
Cartman and the boys put together a boy band called "Fingerbang." When Stan's dad hears about the musical group, he tries to prevent Stan from being a part of it. As Stan tries to figure ... |  | 4x09 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) (Air Date: Jul. 19, 2000)
When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are in church, they learn that to avoid hell, you must confess your sins. This frightens the boys, and they are concerned that since Timmy can only say his ... |  | 4x10 Probably (2) (Air Date: Jul. 26, 2000)
The boys start their own church to save everyone, with Cartman as the preacher. Kenny calls Cartman from Mexico, but Cartman thinks he's calling from hell, so he writes a sermon about it ... |  | 4x11 Fourth Grade (Air Date: Nov. 08, 2000)
When the boys finally get to fourth grade, they begin to feel nostalgic for third grade. They get a couple of college students to morph Timmy's wheelchair into a time machine so they can ... |  | 4x12 Trapper Keeper (Air Date: Nov. 15, 2000)
Cartman gets a fancy new Trapper Keeper, and finds himself stalked by a man who appears to be Bill Cosby. The boys learn the Trapper Keeper has evil plans to take over the world by linking ... |  | 4x13 Helen Keller! The Musical (Air Date: Nov. 22, 2000)
The fourth grade class is preparing a Thanksgiving play about Helen Keller. They want to out-perform the kindergarten class, so they feel pressure to produce a spectacular musical. Timmy ... |  | 4x14 Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations) (Air Date: Nov. 29, 2000)
Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate and meets Estella, the girl of his dreams. Estella continuously rejects Pip, so he goes to London to become a gentleman. When he returns to the estate, ... |  | 4x15 Fat Camp (Air Date: Dec. 06, 2000)
Cartman is sent to Fat Camp, and returns home looking slim and fit, but one else at Fat Camp is losing any weight. Kenny eats disgusting things for money, and because he is willing to do ... |  | 4x16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure (Air Date: Dec. 13, 2000)
Kyle's parents forbid him to go to a concert, so on Cartman's advice he calls the police and tells them his parents molested him. The other kids notice Kyle enjoying the freedom he has with ... |  | 4x17 A Very Crappy Christmas (Air Date: Dec. 20, 2000)
When Mr. Hankey doesn't show up at Christmas time, the boys track him down and see he's lost his faith. The boys are determined to restore the Christmas spirit through a cartoon they make. ... |
 | 5x01 It Hits the Fan (Air Date: Jun. 20, 2001)
When a dirty word is used on television, everyone begins to say it, and soon people become deathly ill. Chef and the boys find a link between the two events and, with the help of ancient ... |  | 5x02 Cripple Fight (Air Date: Jun. 27, 2001)
Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Timmy, and Butters join the scouts, and their troop leader is Big Gay Al. At a scout meeting the boys get to know Jimmy, a boy with physical disabilities and a stutter. ... |  | 5x03 Super Best Friends (Air Date: Jul. 04, 2001)
The boys see magician David Blaine perform, then attend his workshop and camp, and basically join a cult in which Blaine is the leader. Stan is the only one who isn't enchanted by Blaine. ... |  | 5x04 Scott Tenorman Must Die (Air Date: Jul. 11, 2001)
Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubes, and Cartman is furious at being deceived. Time after time Scott outsmarts him, until finally Cartman cooks up the ultimate plan for ... |  | 5x05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (Air Date: Jul. 18, 2001)
The boys are supposed to participate in an "Earth Day Brain Washing Festival," but instead go to see a live-action Terrance and Phillip show under the guise of asking them to perform at ... |  | 5x06 Cartmanland (Air Date: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a large sum of money from his grandmother and uses it to buy an amusement park. He doesn't allow anyone else into the park, because he doesn't want to wait in line for the ... |  | 5x07 Proper Condom Use (Air Date: Aug. 01, 2001)
Fifth graders teach Cartman how to "milk" a dog, and when Stan tries it in front of his parents, they assume it means kids aren't learning proper sex education in school. Mr. Mackey teaches ... |  | 5x08 Towelie (Air Date: Aug. 08, 2001)
Stan's mom buys the boys a new video game system and they are looking forward to playing it all weekend. When Kyle mentions he can't hang out with them because he'll be swimming with his ... |  | 5x09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (Air Date: Nov. 07, 2001)
Ms. Choksondik has her each of her students send a dollar to children in Afghanistan. Soon, Stan receives a goat in return. Deciding to take the goat back, the boys find themselves aboard ... |  | 5x10 How To Eat With Your Butt (Air Date: Nov. 14, 2001)
Kenny plays a practical joke during school photo day, and Cartman takes it a step further. The joke causes a couple from Wisconsin to arrive in South Park, looking for their long lost son. ... |
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