13x01 The Ring - South Park Episode Guide

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Episode: 13x01
Title: The Ring
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 1301
First Aired: Mar. 11, 2009

Season 13 » Episode #01 - The Ring

Summary: Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each are given purity rings, which ruins Kenny's chances of geting a BJ

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Purity Ring Boy #1	voiced by Trey Parker
Dad	voiced by Trey Parker
Good Morning Denver Presenter	voiced by Trey Parker
Good Morning Denver Announcer	voiced by Trey Parker
Mr. Mouse	voiced by Trey Parker
Purity Ring Boy #3	voiced by Trey Parker
Fat Girl	voiced by Trey Parker
Band Official #3	voiced by Trey Parker
Band Official #1	voiced by Trey Parker

Season 13 / Episode 1: - The Ring

Joe Jonas: Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.
Mickey Mouse: Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else the Disney Company looks bad, haha!

Season 13 / Episode 1: - The Ring

Jonas Brothers Song: I've got a ring on my finger to remind me what I cannot do / Can't just do whatever I feel like, I've got to stay righteous and true / I can't hang out with my buddies and get into trouble / 'Cuz now we're both wearing these rings for each other / But who needs sex and drugs and partying when we can cook a meal and sit around and watch Netflix / Baby / I've got a ring on my finger to remind me that I must behave / No need to chase after girls, that's a promise I can never break / I've made a commitment and it is forever / So we can spend every waking minute together / And if we get bored it won't be a problem / 'Cuz we can just hang out with other couples who have these rings / Bay-bay.

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