9x10 Follow That Egg - South Park Episode Guide

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- Episode 09x10

Episode: 09x10
Title: Follow That Egg
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 910
First Aired: Nov. 02, 2005

Season 9 » Episode #10 - Follow That Egg

Summary: The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Randy Marsh	voiced by Trey Parker
Bebe Stevens	voiced by Jennifer Howell
Heidi Turner	played by Jessica Makinson
Mr. Slave	voiced by John 'Nancy' Hansen

Episode Quotes

Season 9 / Episode 10: - Follow That Egg

Governor: I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else?

Governor: You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to you as "married", you can be... butt buddies.

Governor: Instead of being "man and wife", you'll be... butt buddies. You won't be "betrothed", you'll be...

Governor: ...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...

Governor: ...butt buddies.
Mr. Slave: We wanna be treated equally!
Governor: You *are* equal. It's just that, instead of getting engaged, you would be... butt buddies. And everyone is happy!
Woman: [from the lesbian crowd] Well, what about lesbians?
Governor: Well, like anyone cares about f**kin' dykes!

Governor: [embarrassed] Oh, God, I was sure that would work.

Season 9 / Episode 10: - Follow That Egg

Ms. Garrison: Now how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
Stan: [determined] Fine!
Ms. Garrison: What?
Stan: No problems at all!
Ms. Garrison: [angry] That's impossible!

Ms. Garrison: Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me? Where's my signature?
Stan: It's right there, see?

Ms. Garrison: [shouts] Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
Kyle: Dude, it's totally fine.
Ms. Garrison: [shouts] It isn't fine! It has two daddies! It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed! Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!

Ms. Garrison: Two daddies! Two daddies! C'mon, class, let's rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!

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