9x08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park Episode Guide

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- Episode 09x08

Episode: 09x08
Title: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 908
First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005

Season 9 » Episode #08 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

South Park - 09x08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Summary: Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.

Who appeared in this episode?

Twong Lu Kim	voiced by Trey Parker
Additional Voices	voiced by Trey Parker
George Bush	voiced by Trey Parker
Bill Clinton	voiced by Trey Parker
Dr. Doctor	voiced by Trey Parker
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto	voiced by Trey Parker
Miss Diane Choksondik	voiced by Trey Parker
Grandpa Marvin Marsh	voiced by Trey Parker
Tom the News Reporter	voiced by Trey Parker

09x08 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Season 9 / Episode 8: - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Kyle: Can you believe it, Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess I didn't listen.
Stan: Kyle, it... it isn't global warming.
Kyle: Huh?
Stan: Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.
Kyle: How do you know that?
Stan: Because I know what did cause the flood.
Kyle: George Bush?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Terrorists?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Communists?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Chinese radicals?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Cartman?
Stan: Sorta.
Kyle: Cartman flooded Beaverton?
Stan: Shhhh! Not exactly. We were messing around on this guy's new boat and Cartman egged me on, and I crashed it into the Beaverton dam.
Kyle: Dude, you have to tell everybody! Right now!
Cartman: Hey Stan. Aw, goddamn it, you told Kyle, didn't you?
Kyle: Stan, people in Beaverton are still trapped on the roofs! Nobody's helping them because they think they can't go outside!
Cartman: Aw, here we go, see, I told you! If you're so caring, Kyle, why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?

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