8x01 Good Times with Weapons - South Park Episode Guide

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Episode: 08x01
Title: Good Times with Weapons
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 801
First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004

Season 8 » Episode #01 - Good Times with Weapons

South Park - 08x01 Good Times with Weapons

Summary: The boys buy ninja weapons, and when they won't allow Butters to play with them, he re-emerges as his alter-ego, Professor Chaos. Of course, an anime-style battle ensues, and soon Butters gets a ninja star in the eye. The boys must figure out how to remove it without getting in even more trouble.

Who appeared in this episode?

Dr. Doctor	voiced by Trey Parker
Tom the News Reporter	voiced by Trey Parker
Grandpa Marvin Marsh	voiced by Trey Parker
Miss Diane Choksondik	voiced by Trey Parker
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto	voiced by Trey Parker
Twong Lu Kim	voiced by Trey Parker
Bill Clinton	voiced by Trey Parker
George Bush	voiced by Trey Parker
Additional Voices	voiced by Trey Parker

Season 8 / Episode 1: - Good Times with Weapons

Cartman: Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchucks away. If you can. But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Right now the Jew in you is screaming 'No! Those cost money! Get your money back!' You know this to be true. Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. Do it.

Season 8 / Episode 1: - Good Times with Weapons

Man #1: Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change!
Townsfolk: [amid chatter] Yeah! I agree!
Gerald Brofloski: This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing!
Man #2: Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction! And when that little eight-year-old-boy walked up and flashed his... penis... it was an outrage!

Stan: What?
Cartman: What?
Skeeter: Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! How am I supposed to explain that to her?
Sheila Broflovski: This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down!

Mr. Garrison: [shouts] You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman? What were you thinking?
Cartman: I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction!

Kyle: Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons?
Stan: Just run with it, dude.
Kyle: [looks around, then stands on his chair] Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh, my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. Cartman should be punished!

Cartman: Hey, fuck you, Kyle!

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TRIVIA

This episode was released free for a limited time on Xbox Live for users to download onto the Xbox 360 as part of a deal with Microsoft and Comedy Central. This episode marks the first ever HD episode of South Park also.
The public outrage over Cartman's indecent exposure is a parody on the infamous 2004 Superbowl halftime show, where the breast of Janet Jackson (I) was accidentally bared by Justin Timberlake. Cartman also blamed the incident on a "wardrobe malfunction".