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7x12 All About the Mormons?

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First Aired: Nov. 19, 2003 on Comedy Central

Summary: A new kid joins the class, and he's a Mormon. Stan goes over to beat him up, but instead, they end up having dinner together. Stan sees how happy the Mormon family is, and questions his own family's faith. Randy assumes the Mormons are trying to convert his son, and decides he needs to kick…
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Main Characters in this Episode



Guest Stars

1800s Man #2 voiced by Trey Parker
Randy Marsh voiced by Trey Parker
Moroni voiced by Trey Parker
1800's Man #3 voiced by Trey Parker
Background Singers voiced by Trey Parker
Amanda Harrison voiced by Trey Parker
Dave Harrison voiced by Trey Parker
Mark Harrison voiced by Trey Parker

Episode Quotes

Gary Harrison: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.

Eric Cartman: Damn, that kid is cool, huh?

Mistakes/Goofs

  • Goof (continuity error): Mark says, "That's a great story, Sarah." There is no Sarah in the family.
  • Goof (factual errors): The Mormon mother refers to taking Rice Krispie Squares out of the oven when in fact they're prepared on top of the stove.

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