First Aired: Nov. 05, 2003 on Comedy Central
Season 7 » Episode #10 - Grey Dawn
Summary: South Park experiences a series of accidents caused by senior citizens and their poor driving skills. When the seniors are treated like children, and are forced to give up their driver's licenses, they fight back with the assistance of the AARP.
Who appeared in this episode?
Mr. Garrison: And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," not to be confused with a "mongoloid" like the actor, Nicholas Cage.
Cartman: Looks like Stan's dad's been hitting the bottle again.
Pastor Phillips: It is sometimes hard in times like these to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that me must understand God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple "man walks into a bar" joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh, and a tragedy such as this will never happen again.[More Quotes]