6x17 Red Sleigh Down
First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002 on Comedy Central
Summary: Cartman wants a particular toy this Christmas, but he knows he won't get it because he's been too naughty. He realizes he's going to have to do something extra special to get on the good list, so he creates a plan to bring Christmas to Iraq. With the help of Mr. Hankey, Santa agrees to…
Main Characters in this Episode
Santa Claus: I don't know, I live in the north pole.
Santa Claus: What are you going to do to me?
Interrogator: They say it was the Chinese who first experimented with electro-shock to the testicles...
Santa Claus: Oh no! Not Santa's balls!
Santa Claus: Aargh! I'm gonna fucking *kill* you!
Interrogator: You're going to tell me what I want, my main man.
Santa Claus: Then we're in for a long night, 'cos I don't know shit!
Gnome: You just have to call out the reindeer's name.
Cartman: Oh yeah. On Dasher. On Prancer. On Comet...
Gnome: No, no, they're all dead. You have to call out the new ones. On Steven, on Fluffy, on Horace and Chantel, on Skippy, and Rainbow and Patches and Montel.
- Goof (continuity error): After Jesus rescues Santa from the Iraqis he hands Santa a black silenced pistol. After Santa kills the torturer and turns to run away he is holding a silver revolver.
- SPOILER: After being killed off in #5.13, Kenny reappears in this episode as a regular character.