5x06 Cartmanland - South Park Episode Guide

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- Episode 05x06

Episode: 05x06
Title: Cartmanland
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 506
First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001

Season 5 » Episode #06 - Cartmanland

Summary: Cartman inherits a large sum of money from his grandmother and uses it to buy an amusement park. He doesn't allow anyone else into the park, because he doesn't want to wait in line for the rides. Meanwhile, Kyle questions God's purpose in bestowing such good fortune upon a person as selfish as Cartman.

Who appeared in this episode?

Bill Clinton	voiced by Trey Parker
Additional Voices	voiced by Trey Parker
George Bush	voiced by Trey Parker
Twong Lu Kim	voiced by Trey Parker
Dr. Doctor	voiced by Trey Parker
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto	voiced by Trey Parker
Miss Diane Choksondik	voiced by Trey Parker
Grandpa Marvin Marsh	voiced by Trey Parker
Tom the News Reporter	voiced by Trey Parker

Season 5 / Episode 6: - Cartmanland

Stan Marsh: Dude, you okay?
Kyle Broflovski: Oh, I'm swell, Stan. I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence into Cartmanland and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom, but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out. How are you?

Season 5 / Episode 6: - Cartmanland

Kyle Broflovski: What the hell are you doing, fatass?
Eric Cartman: Not much, just taking my *one million dollars* out of the bank. [holds up a stack of banknotes]
Stan Marsh: [short silence] Oh my God.
Eric Cartman: Kenny *wasn't* lying!
Eric Cartman: Would you mind stepping aside, I got a purchase to make.
Stan Marsh: Dude, can you loan me twenty buks for a new jacket?
Eric Cartman: Ha! If you need money you can get a job, Stan! No freeloaders are gonna take my hard-earned cash!
Kyle Broflovski: Your grandmother left it to you, you didn't *earn* it!
Eric Cartman: Didn't earn it? What about all the years I spent making grandma like me? All the wet, spit-filled kisses I put up with! The constant smell of aspirin and pee! Don't tell me I didn't earn it, you son of a bitch!

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