3x16 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus - South Park Episode Guide

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- Episode 03x16

Episode: 03x16
Title: Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 316
First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999

Season 3 » Episode #16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

South Park - 03x16 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

Summary: Cartman begins bleeding from his ass, thinks he's got his period, and is excited about finally entering puberty. Soon, the other boys begin waiting to have their "periods" too. Meanwhile, the new millennium is approaching and while people are going to see Jesus, they really want to see God. Jesus feels it's up to him to impress everyone, so he promises to host a fabulous New Year's event.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Additional Voices	voiced by Trey Parker
Additional Voices	voiced by Matt Stone
Additional voices	voiced by Eliza Schneider

Episode Quotes

03x16 - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

Season 3 / Episode 16: - Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

God: [to Stan] You will hit puberty, but you will never have a period, because you are a boy…

God: …with titties

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