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Episode: 01x13
Title: Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 113
First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998

Season 1 » Episode #13 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

South Park - 01x13 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Summary: Cartman goes on a quest to discover the identity of his father. The search gets tougher when he finds that there are many men who could be his biological dad. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny videotape Cartman having a tea party with his dolls so they can send it to America’s Stupidest Home Videos.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Liane Cartman	voiced by Mary Kay Bergman
Grandpa Marvin Marsh	voiced by Trey Parker
Kitty	voiced by Jay Leno

Episode Quotes

01x13 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Season 1 / Episode 13: - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Mrs. Crabtree: [Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop] Come on! We're running late!
Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!
Mrs. Crabtree: What did you say?
Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh, alright then... [Bus goes off without them]

Season 1 / Episode 13: - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)

Chief Runningwater: You mother is what we Native Americans refer to as "Bear With WIIIIIIDE Canyon".
Eric Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Runningwater: She is "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together".
Eric Cartman: Huh?
Chief Runningwater: Your mom's a slut.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CONT: At the end when the question is proposed as to who Cartman's dad is, Mephesto refers to the Denver Broncos as the 1989 Denver Broncos. Just seconds later, the narrator refers to them as the 1991 Denver Broncos.

TRIVIA

SPOILER: The possible men that Mephesto selected for being Cartman's father and the likelihood: 1. Chief Running Water - No, because if he were, Cartman would have a darker shade of skin. 2. Chef - No, because if he were, Cartman would have an even darker shade of skin. 3. Mr. Garrison - Imagine THAT! 4. Dr. Mephesto - Now THAT would be ironic! 5. Kevin - NO! Definitely not! 6. Gerald Broflovski - No, because if he were, Kyle would be Cartman's half-brother, and we know how much Kyle and Cartman hate each other. 7. Jimbo Kearn - No, because if he were, Stan would be Cartman's cousin, and Cartman does not show a love for hunting or gambling. 8. Officer Barbrady - No, because all he did was eat some of Mrs. Cartman's cookies at the Drunken Barn Dance. 9. Ned Gerblansky - Possibly, because he did say a suggestive "Hello, Mrs. Cartman" in "Volcano," and he was present at the Drunken Barn Dance. 10. 1991 Denver Broncos - No, because they hadn't won until 1994.
SPOILER: Kenny is run over by a train.

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