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Sheila Broflovski Quotes
 | Season 8 / Episode 1: - Good Times with Weapons Man #1: Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! Townsfolk: [amid chatter] Yeah! I agree! Gerald Brofloski: This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing! Man #2: Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction! And when that little eight-year-old-boy walked up and flashed his... penis... it was an outrage! Stan: What? Cartman: What? Skeeter: Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! How am I supposed to explain that to her? Sheila Broflovski: This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! Mr. Garrison: [shouts] You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman? What were you thinking? Cartman: I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction! Kyle: Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? Stan: Just run with it, dude. Kyle: [looks around, then stands on his chair] Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh, my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. Cartman should be punished! Cartman: Hey, fuck you, Kyle! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 13: - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their mouths. This is called 69ing, and it's normal. Sharon Marsh: You see boys, a woman is sensitive in her vagina and it feels good to have a man's penis inside of it. Sheila Broflovski: That's right. But sometimes a woman chooses to use other things. Telephones, staplers, magazines. It's because the nerve endings in the vagina are so sensitive, it's like a fun tickle. Gerald Broflovski: Now, on the double penetration boys, you see, sometimes when a woman has sex with more than one man, each man makes love to a different orifice. Randy Marsh: That's right. It's something adults can do with really good friends in a comfortable setting. Sheila Broflovski: It's also important that you understand why some people choose to urinate on each other. Randy Marsh: Going number one or number two on your lover is something people might do, but you must make sure your partner is okay with it before you start doing it. Gerald Broflovski: Okay boys, do you have any questions? Stan Marsh: [astonished] Wow. |
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