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 | Season 13 / Episode 1: - The Ring Eric Cartman: Your girlfriend is a slut, dude. Kenny McCormick: [pause] Woohoo! [he runs off jumping for joy] Eric Cartman: He took it pretty well. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 7: - Tsst Eric Cartman: [gloomy] Hey guys, I've got some pretty big news. [sighs] I ran away from home. Eric Cartman: Yeah, my Mom just doesn't care for me anymore, so I moved out. She didn't even try to stop me. It's gonna be tough living on my own. But I'll get by, somehow. Stan Marsh: [without looking up from the Monopoly board] You can't stay here. Eric Cartman: [angrily] Maybe you didn't hear me! I ran away! I don't have anywhere to sleep, I'm out on the streets! Kyle Broflovski: [also not looking up] You're not staying at my house either. Eric Cartman: All right, that's fine! Butters, I'll crash with you. Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: No, my parents won't let me bring homeless people home anymore. Eric Cartman: [angrily] Well, what do you guys expect me to do? Stay at Kenny's house? His family is totally poor, I'm not staying with poor people! [silence] All right, I'll stay with Kenny, let's go, man. Kenny McCormick: [muffled and not looking up either] Fuck you. Eric Cartman: Ha! Well, I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be! When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand! I'll just go sleep on the streets somewhere, in the cold, probably get mugged and gang-raped by some minorities! You guys will be sorry when I turn up dead! [leaves] Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [moves his pawn] Whoopee! J & R Railroad! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Eric Cartman: [having been found guilty of a hate crime, knocks on Kenny's door, panicked] Kenny! Kennyyouhavetogetmeoutoftown! Kenny McCormick: [muffled, but audible] What the fuck for? Eric Cartman: They're gonna put me in jail for a hate crime! You have to take me to Mexico! Kenny McCormick: [muffled, but audible] Mexico? Why the heck do I have to take you all the way to Mexico? Eric Cartman: [hits Kenny] Calm down, Kenny. Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Hey! [rubs the area that Cartman hit] Eric Cartman: Do you still have that battery powered toy truck you got last Christmas? Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yes. Eric Cartman: Well come on! I don't have much time! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Eric Cartman: [Cartman and Kenny are being chased] Dammit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster? Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Why don't you keep your head down? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 18: - Prehistoric Ice Man Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kyle! Kenny McCormick: [mumbling] You bastards! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Kyle: What does the note say? Stan: Holy Crap! It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school! Kyle: Whoa. Maybe you can kiss her. Cartman: Or slip her the tongue! Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her! Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat? Kenny McCormick: [Kenny laughs; the others get it and join in] |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Kyle: What does the note say? Stan: Holy Crap! It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school! Kyle: Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her. Cartman: Or slip her the tongue! Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Or you could slide your finger up her pussy! Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat- oh. |
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