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Glen Carlin

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Glen Carlin Quotes

03x05 - The Truth Hurts Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Truth Hurts

Aiden Dennison: [after shoving Glen off his feet] I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.
Glen Carlin: Who? Wolverine?
03x01 - The Valley of the Shadows Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Valley of the Shadows

Arthur Carlin: Did you wreck the car?
Glen Carlin: No, I did not wreck the car!
Paula Carlin: You didn't got fired from "Sports-Time" already, did you?
Glen Carlin: What? NO!
Spencer Carlin: Oh, my God. You're on drugs, again!
Glen Carlin: That is not even funny!
02x05 - Rules of Engagement Season 2 / Episode 5: - Rules of Engagement

Paula Carlin: Honey, I'm gonna call your dad. [coming out of the hospital room] .
Spencer Carlin: Thanks, Mom.
Ashley Davies: She's gonna be okay, right?
Paula Carlin: Yeah. I'll see you two at home.
Clay Carlin: Yeah.
Ashley Davies: You feel okay?
Spencer Carlin: Yeah, I just might have a concussion. I just can't believe this happened.
Ashley Davies: Stupid guys, and their stupid testosterone.
Spencer Carlin: It wasn't just some random guy fight. Why are people so horrible?
Glen Carlin: [to Ashley] This is your fault!
Ashley Davies: Excuse me?
Glen Carlin: You heard me, if you weren't this way, my sister would have never gotten hurt.
Ashley Davies: You must be high.
Glen Carlin: Somebody has to man up around here and do something. Come on Spencer, I'm taking you home.
Clay Carlin: For God's sake!
Ashley Davies: Let go of her!
Spencer Carlin: Glen, stop it!
Clay Carlin: Calm the hell down.
Glen Carlin: You're just an idiot for being okay with this!
Clay Carlin: She's our sister. You act like she's deliberately out to hurt us!
Glen Carlin: She's not our sister, okay. She's my sister! [Ashley and Spencer look totally shocked at what Glen just said]. [Clay and Glen get into a fight].
Spencer Carlin: Stop it! Stop it! [Ashley holds Spencer back because she doesn't want her to get hurt anymore].
Security Guard: Break it up. Come on.
Paula Carlin: Both of you stop it? [Ashley holds Spencer weh looks totally frightened].
02x05 - Rules of Engagement Season 2 / Episode 5: - Rules of Engagement

Glen Carlin: Just keep your hands inside the rail, okay? This is a family day, not Homo-Happy-Hour.
02x01 - The Morning After (1) Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Morning After (1)

Glen Carlin: Where were you all night?
Spencer Carlin: Aiden and I were at Ashley's.
Paula Carlin: Ashley's?
Spencer Carlin: Mom, we were just hanging out. My Cell phone just - Died.
02x01 - The Morning After (1) Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Morning After (1)

Chelsea Lewis: She's so lucky to have you.
Spencer Carlin: I'm lucky to have her.
Glen Carlin: Everyone's gettin' lucky but me.
01x09 - Say it Aint So, Spencer (1) Season 1 / Episode 9: - Say it Aint So, Spencer (1)

Glen Carlin: [after an earthquake] I like living here NOT dying here.
Arthur Carlin: No one died.
Glen Carlin: Again, this time!
01x09 - Say it Aint So, Spencer (1) Season 1 / Episode 9: - Say it Aint So, Spencer (1)

Glen Carlin: [during an earthquake] What the hell is going on?
01x04 - First Time Season 1 / Episode 4: - First Time

Glen Carlin: Check your pockets. I slipped you some raincoats - 'cause I'm predicting *thunderstorms* for you, man!
01x01 - Secret Truths Season 1 / Episode 1: - Secret Truths

Glen Carlin: She's hot, I'm hot, it'd be hot!
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Spencer Carlin: [seeing Glen and Madison on the couch] Woooooooooo-woo!
Glen Carlin: What the hell did you do to my, sister?
Spencer Carlin: [giggles] Nothing.
Aiden Dennison: I'm not even going to ask what you were doing with my girlfriend. It's pretty obvious.
Glen Carlin: Maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn't be looking my way.
Aiden Dennison: Man, she's just using you to get to me.
Madison Duarte: Don't you throw that at me.
Spencer Carlin: [drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.
Madison Duarte: It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.
Spencer Carlin: Hey Aiden, isn't that what you drive?
Aiden Dennison: Spencer, shut up.
Glen Carlin: Hey, man, you shut up!
Madison Duarte: Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.
Spencer Carlin: No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here! [giggles]
Aiden Dennison, Glen Carlin: Shut up!
Glen Carlin: Did this jackoff get you wasted?
Spencer Carlin: No!
Paula Carlin: Spencer, are you drunk?
Spencer Carlin: [shakes her head] No.

Arthur Carlin: We'll take that as a "yes".

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