 | 1x01 With Sex You Get Eggroll (Air Date: Mar. 14, 2000)
Some Asian women want to move to the USA and pay to be shipped to Malibu Adjacent. They believe that they will pay off the transportation bill through working in a sweatshop, but will instead ... | | 1x02 Silence of the Clams (Air Date: Mar. 21, 2000)
An eco-terrorist is terrorizing Malibu Adjacent, forcing Notch Johnson to close down the beach. The Mayor is annoyed both because this is trying to turn Malibu Adjacent into a great place ... | | 1x03 In the G-Hetto (Air Date: Mar. 28, 2000)
Jamaica’s old gang pays a visit to the beach, and The Bird demands that Jamaica make a drug run for him. As incentive, he won’t kill Montego Bay, Jamaica’s relative, if Jamaica makes ... | | 1x04 Love, Native American Style (Air Date: Apr. 04, 2000)
Notch must try to help his native American tribal land when Chief Pokemon dies. A casino corporation wants to build a casino on Kahonee Tribe land. The casino representative seduces the ... | | 1x05 Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (Air Date: Apr. 11, 2000)
Reverend Ralph Green stops by and offers his organizations political support to Mayor Anita Massengil if she would do something about the wearing of thongs on the beaches of Malibu Adjacent. ... | | 1x06 Fanny and the Professor (Air Date: Apr. 18, 2000)
One of Notch's former lifeguard buddies suddenly turns up, barely able to move, but super-intelligent. Professor Milosevic, that lifeguard buddy, has spent a rather large amount of time ... | | 1x07 Eat My Muffin (Air Date: Aug. 01, 2000)
An old friend of B.J. Cummings turns up and gives her a pamphlet for an organization that she has joined. Feeling down, B.J. decides to check this organization out. B.J. comes under the ... | | 1x08 Miso Honei (Air Date: Aug. 08, 2000)
The beach will have to be closed because of a huge storm wave that will hit Malibu Adjacent (though no one seems to leave). The mayor, spotting an opportunity, orders Notch to ride the big ... | | 1x09 South of Her Border (Air Date: Aug. 15, 2000)
The President of Humidor, President Seymour Wences, rides up to Malibu Adjacent to visit the great revolutionary Notch Johnson. The President needs the services of Johnson, so he heads south ... | | 1x10 Day of the Jackass (Air Date: Aug. 22, 2000)
Malibu Adjacent holds a peace conference between Africa and Asia, and Notch Johnson briefly heads the security forces assigned to protect the delegates. Meanwhile, an old military buddy ... | | 1x11 A Star Is Boned (Air Date: Aug. 29, 2000)
A movie is in the process of being filmed in and near Malibu Adjacent. The lead actress, Regina Streep, has been receiving a series of death threats, and attempts, and Notch ends up becoming ... | | 1x12 Attack of the Cocktopuss (Air Date: Sep. 05, 2000)
An almost mythical creature, the Cocktopuss, wanders ashore and befriends B.J. Meanwhile, some prize money has been made available to anyone that captures a Cocktopuss. The mayor, spotting ... | | 1x13 Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong (Air Date: Sep. 12, 2000)
Some mobsters start to try to take over Malibu Adjacent, after having been kicked out of their last place of abode. Notch Johnson, and his crew, try to stop the mafia from completing their ... |
| 2x01 B.J. Blue Hawaii (Air Date: Mar. 13, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x02 From Russia with Johnson (Air Date: Mar. 20, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x03 Remember Her Titans (Air Date: Mar. 27, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x04 Rod Strikes Back (Air Date: Apr. 03, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x05 Queefer Madness (Air Date: Apr. 10, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x06 Light My Firebush (Air Date: Apr. 17, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x07 Chip's a Goy (Air Date: Apr. 24, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x08 A Tale of Two Johnsons (Air Date: May. 29, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x09 It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (Air Date: Jun. 05, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x10 It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! (Air Date: Jun. 12, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x11 The Island of Dr. Merlot (Air Date: Jan. 19, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x12 The Sexorcist (Air Date: Jun. 26, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x13 Grand Prix (Air Date: Jul. 03, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x14 Area 69 (Air Date: Jul. 10, 2001)
[add summary] | | 2x15 Booger Nights (Air Date: Jul. 17, 2001)
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| 3x01 Penetration Island (Air Date: Jun. 18, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x02 Saturday Night Queefer (Air Date: Jun. 25, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x03 In the Line of Booty (Air Date: Jul. 02, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x04 Three Days of the Condom (Air Date: Jul. 09, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x05 Witness for the Prostitution (Air Date: Jul. 16, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x06 The Gay Team (Air Date: Jul. 23, 2002)
Heinous Anus uses a machine to capture boys off of the Malibu Adjacent beach and take them to an alternate dimension. | | 3x07 You Only Come Once (Air Date: Jul. 30, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x08 Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (Air Date: Aug. 06, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x09 Godfather Knows Best (Air Date: Aug. 13, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x10 Empty the Dragon (Air Date: Aug. 20, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x11 The Long Hot Johnson (Air Date: Aug. 27, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x12 Taco Lips Now (1) (Air Date: Sep. 17, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x13 Jailhouse Notch (2) (Air Date: Sep. 24, 2002)
[add summary] | | 3x14 Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) (Air Date: Oct. 01, 2002)
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