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 | Unknown Episode: Annie Bergman: Congratulations, Gene. You have knocked O.J. Simpson off of the front page! |
| Unknown Episode: Gene Bergman: Why am I the one who's going? Annie Bergman: Because we don't know if they're a bunch of maniacs over there with Uzis waiting to blow away the first person to come to the door. Gene Bergman: So, I'm the one who's expendable? Annie Bergman: Unfortunately, Gene, yes. Because I'm the only one who knows how to work the dishwasher! |
| Unknown Episode: Alice Cooper: You know, when I put the band together, biting heads off chickens was not part of the original act. Gene Bergman: You bite heads off of chickens? Alice Cooper: Oh, no, no, no. The chicken thing was exaggerated. I mean, you know, we were already the bad boys of rock. We had the long hair and the makeup and the snake. Gene Bergman: What snake? Alice Cooper: Gene, do you have any idea who I am? |
| Unknown Episode: Annie Bergman: He's the best thing to happen to Stockbridge since Norman Rockwell. Alice Cooper: Wow! It's not often that I get my name mentioned in the same breath as Norman Rockwell. Norman Bates.... |
| Unknown Episode: Gene Bergman: Why are you so starstruck? In New York, we lived next door to the man who won the Nobel Prize in physics. Annie Bergman: Yeah, but I didn't lose my virginity listening to one of his lectures on quantum theory! |
| Unknown Episode: Gene Bergman: Alice, would you do me one more little favor? Alice Cooper: Sure, Gene. Us guys with girls' names have got to stick together. |
| Unknown Episode: Gene Bergman: (to Jack Travis) The most diffacult task is to raise a family. Brain: (reading) Gene, The hardest thing to do is: avoiding taxes Gene Bergman: (angry at being out smarted) Are you just here to state the obvious. Brain: (still reading) No, I'm here to point out your obvious shortcomings. Gene Bergman: Why don't I just get rid of him. Brain: (Still reading) Because I figure out your Income Tax for free. Jack Travis: He's got you on a Technacality there Gene. |
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