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 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Will O' the Wisp Clu Bell: Look! Look over there by the tree! Fi: There are a thousand trees around here. Which one? |
| Season 1 / Episode 13: - Will O' the Wisp Jack: And just about anybody can be elected president these days. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Rebecca Rebecca: [after yelling in a another language] That was Etruscan. My mom had a friend in that village when she was a little girl... That girl's bones are dust now! |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Rebecca Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: [narrating] Ever since there's been life, the question has been, "How can we avoid death?" From the physicians of ancient Greece to the Native American shamans. From the medieval barbers to the giant medical establishments of today. As long as man has lived, man has wanted to live longer. But nobody's ever stopped to ask the question, "If we could live forever, would we want to?" |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Family Reunion Jack: [Looks quickly to left upon hearing a loud creaking sound] Rats! Clu Bell: [Looks up quickly ] Ghosts! Fi: [Looks down quickly] Floorboards! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Family Reunion Jack: What are you doing? Clu Bell: I'm making a burrito! Jack: But... we don't have a microwave. Clu Bell: I like 'em frozen... it's like, a burritocicle. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Family Reunion Jack: This is stupid... There's nothing up here but broken glass and rusty pipes and - [screams] What was that? Clu Bell: Rats, I bet. City's full of 'em. Don't worry, they're more afraid of us than we are of them... probably... Jack: [raises hand] Check please! Fi: We're not leaving here 'till we find out why this 85 year old kid is picking on me! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Family Reunion Jack: [Angrily] People die and that's it. When you, you're history. You never come back. You're gone forever! Fi: [With conviction in her voice] I'll *never* believe that. |
| Unknown Episode: Bricriu: The problem with you mortals is the limited lifespan. Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush... less than a century to get things done! |
| Unknown Episode: Bricriu: Seems like I've caused the very thing I came here to prevent... life's just a series of merry little mix-ups! |
| Unknown Episode: Clu Bell: Yeah, Dad. You gotta meet us on our level. Ned Bell: I've been on your level. Being a teenager sucked. |
| Unknown Episode: Carey: Who was that? Ned Bell: That was Tad Raxall, the world's *largest* computer genius. Carey: Really? That wouldn't have been my first guess. |
| Unknown Episode: Annie: Wait, Jack, don't! Jack: Don't do what, goofball? Annie: [innocently] Nothing. Annie: [turns around] Yup, that one never gets old. |
| Unknown Episode: Jack: Hey, Carey, you got change for a dollar? Carey: Sure. [hands Jack 80 cents] Jack: You only gave me 80 cents! Carey: Transaction fees, man. Jack: Whatever. [walks away] |
| Unknown Episode: Nurse: Okay, young man, what seems to be the problem? Carey: Overprotective parents. Nurse: There's no cure for that. Carey: Tell me about it. |
| Unknown Episode: Fi: You can't be afraid to think outside the box. |
| Unknown Episode: Maggie: Show him what a real witch can do. |
| Unknown Episode: Jack: What *is* that thing? Clu Bell: Hey, Why don't we ask it what it is *after* it rips our heads off, what do you say? |
| Unknown Episode: Molly Phillips: We can't just walk up to a stranger's house, and say, "Are you okay?" Fi: Can if you're with me. |
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