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	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Dust Capt. Maggie Beckett: I know it's not fair, but personally, I blame this on Mallory.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Dust Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: If it's got to be a desert, why not a desert resort? Golf course, swimming pool, drinks in coconuts, hot and cold running maids.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - To Catch a Slider Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Why don't you and I see if there's a different market for these things? Capt. Maggie Beckett: You mean like black market? Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: I prefer beige.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - To Catch a Slider Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: What do any of you know about knockin' over a jewelry store? Quinn 'Mallory' Mallory: Well, actually... Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: I don't wanna hear it.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - To Catch a Slider Capt. Maggie Beckett: It's got to be sexy, without being blatant. It's got to say: I'm an adult, I'm on my own, I love a good time and have a healthy attitude about sex. Dr. Diana Davis: But without saying welcome on board.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - A Thousand Deaths Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: That's the matter with bein' flavor of the month. It's only a matter of time before you melt away.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - A Thousand Deaths Capt. Maggie Beckett: Some women find me threatening.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - A Thousand Deaths Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Platform shoes... what the devil were we thinking?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Return of Maggie Beckett The Leader: What about the children who assimilated the alien DNA into their own, turning them into outcasts, freaks. Sure, I have massively increased brain capacity, supernumerary nipples and many other assets, but I haven't found many women who dig the look.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - The Chasm Derek Nichols: Don't you know the power of sacrifice and redemption? Rembrandt Lee "Crying Man" Brown: Not into a pit, I don't.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Data World Archibald Chandler: Damn!
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Data World Archibald Chandler: Checkmate. Mr. Mallory, [tips his tea cup] you win.
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Slide by Wire Col. Margaret Burke: Oh, I am crazy? I'm not claiming I just popped in from some parallel universe. Jensen, don't you see what she's doing? She's playing you. She's telling you what you want to hear. She's your duplicate lover from another dimension... Something to satisfy your libido and scientific curiosity at the same time.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Lipschitz Live! Barry Lipschitz: And remember; farmers grow stuff, but we feed the masses.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Sole Survivors Rembrandt Brown: You don't have anything to worry about... except for those two creatures at two o'clock.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Electric Twister Acid Test Jenny Michener: But you do hear me Jacob, I know you do. My father can deny our marriage but he can't deny our love. My heart is yours forever, please we can have this one moment. Let's not live our lives always wondering what might have been.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Double Cross Logan St. Claire: Don't look so surprised, you know I could track wormholes. Now give me the coordinates [tosses Quin her slider timer] I need so I can return objects without burning them up or [whips a gun out and points it at Wade] else I kill her! I have 30 seconds here! Import the coordinates now! Prof. Maximilian Arturo: [steps in front of Wade] Don't bother Quin. Without those coordinates, she's stuck here. And heaven knows what they do to killers here. Logan St. Claire: Don't test me, I'll just take my chance with a good lawyer. Quinn Mallory: It's done! [opens portal up] Logan St. Claire: We'll just see! Come on! Let's go! Quinn Mallory: I gave you what you wanted! Now let me and my friends go! Logan St. Claire: I have to be sure! Quinn Mallory: No Logan, this time your on your own! [throws her timer in the portal] Logan St. Claire: [starts getting sucked in] Nooooooooooooo! [fires her gun. A bullet shoots straight towards Wade's head but slows and then gets damaged and sucked back towards the portal] Logan St. Claire: [as she's sucked in] I'll get you for this Quin! It's not over! You haven't seen the last of me! Wade Welles: Did you give her the correct coordinates? Quinn Mallory: No... I programmed a random set for a different dimension. Prof. Maximilian Arturo: So she's lost out there, like us. Quinn Mallory: [nods] Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Yeah, but she said something about tracking wormholes... we going to run into her again? Quinn Mallory: [just looks at the camera without answering as we fade to black and end credits]
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Greatfellas Rembrandt Brown: I'm just a singer. I mean, I do have a cousin who's a security guard in Bureau Beach, Florida but that is as close to law enforcement as I get
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Weaker Sex Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why? Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Eggheads Quinn Michael Mallory: Congratuations Professor, you just hit on the mayor.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Wade Welles: You mean that we can just like... slide through this and boom, we're on another planet? Quinn Mallory: No. Same planet, different dimension.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Wing: I should've gone to law school like my old man wanted. This relativistic quantum pop-cosmology's such a mindwarp.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Michael Hurley: Hey, don't get smart with me. This computer store pays your rent, mister. If it weren't for my mistakes, you'd be out of a job.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Wade Welles: [after walking down into Quinn's basement] Wow, the Batcave!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Wade Welles: Oh man that was so great. It was like better than... than sex. Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Well I wouldn't go that far.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [after Sliding] Man, that trip was a trip!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot (1) DJ: Jack Kennedy does not want to run for another term. And I can understand this, people; because if you start the day in bed with Marilyn that's were you want to spend the day.
	Unknown Episode: Rembrandt Brown: Lord, Lord. You can take a man's body and beat it, you can take his soul and fry it, but to do this to a hamburger, it's just downright unkind!

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