Skins (UK) Quotes

Skins (UK)

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	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Katie & Emily Emily: [crying] What do you do, if someone you love let's you down? When he fucks you over? Thomas: You must try stop loving them.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Katie & Emily Katie: [fighting over Emily] She's my sister, you're just a slut! Naomi: Oh, It takes one to know one, doesn't it? Katie: Oh, go fuck yourself! Naomi: You just needed to blab about JJ. You just loved doing it, didn't you, Katie? Katie: She deserved it! Emily: What did I deserve, Katie?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Katie & Emily Emily: Katie, I can't stand this. I'm a person, I'm not you. Katie: I know. Emily: You have to understand Katie, I love you and I'll never really leave you, but I can't fix this. I like girls, no I like a girl. No, I love her, okay? Emily: I love her.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Katie & Emily Naomi: [walking out of the school after Prom, holding hands with Emily] Some party. Emily: Yeah. Naomi: Eventful. Naomi: I love you, too. Emily: I know.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Effy Freddie: [loudly, about Katie] So what, she pulled your hair, so you smashed her head open? Effy Stonem: It was an accident! I was tripping, she choked me, I couldn't breathe. Freddie: I can't see any bruises! I can't see nine fucking stitches!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - JJ Emily: I want to have sex with girls. Jonah Jeremiah Jones: Right Emily: Yes, I like girls, I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft eyes... I like tits and fanny, you know. There, I said it and now... Emily: Bloody fucking hell.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - JJ JJ: Just care OK. Cook: About what? JJ: About me! About me you twat!
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Naomi Emily: [waking up by the lake, seeing Naomi leaving after they had sex the night before] Twice? You're gonna do this to me twice? Naomi, no! You fucking stop right now! Naomi: What? Emily: Don't you dare leave me in your bed, again! Naomi: I've got to go. Emily: I know you, Naomi! I know you're lonely. I think you need someone to want you... Well, I do want you. So, be brave and want me back.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Freddie Jim Stonem: Don't you dare use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Freddie Naomi: Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. Naomi: He's got these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them. Naomi: So he goes mad and wanks off about Ophelia and ends up so boring that somebody has to kill him. Josie: I'm not sure that's right. Josie: There's no wanking in Hamlet. Naomi: Mmm. Naomi: Yeah. Naomi: There is. Naomi: Loads. Naomi: Only they call it soliloquising.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Freddie Cook: Well, blow bubbles up my bollocks and call me Shirley.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Freddie Freddie: We'd be good together don't you think? Effy Stonem: No. Freddie: Why not? Effy Stonem: Because I'll break your heart. Freddie: Maybe I'll break yours. Effy Stonem: Nobody breaks my heart.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Pandora Pandora: [phone rings] Morning, mum... yeah, thanks. Super-duper great night at the youth centre. I made soup, we prayed and recycled socks. Soup - for the homeless. They love soup. Um, cream of mushroom... Okey-dokey. Effy says howdy doody. See you later, alligator. Jim Stonem: Did you just...? That was a pack of lies. Pandora: Oh, you can't tell my mum the truth. She'd only do agony flip and go ra-ra. Jim Stonem: Is she speaking English? Effy Stonem: She means the truth hurts, Dad. it's for her own good. Jim Stonem: Oh...
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Pandora Angela: Effy!We meet at last. Effy Stonem: Yes. Angela: Pandora has told me so much about you. Pandora: Yeah, you know, Eff - your missionary work. Effy Stonem: Yes, I try and do as much of that as I can. Angela: That's good. There's so many bad things in the world. Boys and drugs, guns, alcohol. Boys. Evil things. I'm glad Pandora's found a channel she can pour her energy into. Effy Stonem: Well, yes, all the seamen like her. Angela: Seamen? Effy Stonem: Oh, yes. Loads of seamen. Some of them are homeless as well. We'd all love to see Pandora get her own missionary position. Angela: Right...
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Pandora Effy Stonem: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder? Pandora: Well, that's super easy. You're my pal because you're the coolest ever, and I'm yours because I'll totally do anything you say and none of your boyfriends ever want to surf me cos I'm useless. Effy Stonem: That's it? Pandora: Yeah.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Thomas Thomas: Cunt is a very bad word. Very bad. Even in England, I think. Yes?
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Thomas Emily: Thanks for keeping schtum. Naomi: I don't care what your sister thinks. Emily: Yea, well, I do. So thanks anyways. Emily: I didn't take MDMA that night. I just, wanted to kiss you... I want to kiss you now. Emily: You're gay? Naomi: No... No, I Just... Sorry. Naomi: Yeah, me too. Emily: Shit. Shit! Thomas: [walks over] Which one are you? Emily: Gay... I mean, Emily.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Cook James Cook: I fucking love you, man. I fucking love you to bits.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Everyone Freddie McLair: [standing next to Effy, she closes her locker and looks at him] Hi. Effy Stonem: [turns to face him] Hi. Freddie McLair: You don't mind if I take this locker? [nodding to a locker next to Effy's] Effy Stonem: You can take anything if you want it enough. Freddie McLair: Great. Everything's new I suppose we should probably, like, you know, all get to know each other. Effy Stonem: Why? Freddie McLair: Well um... I don't know. You definitely looked at me this morning, twice. And I just thought, you know, maybe we could get to know each other. Effy Stonem: I look at lots of people. That doesn't mean I want to get to know them. [starts to walk away, but turns back] Do you want me to want to get to know you? Freddie McLair: I, er, I wouldn't mind. Effy Stonem: Thing is, they want to get to know me too. Freddie McLair: [Freddie looks over to Cook and JJ, turning back to look at Effy] They're just wankers. Effy Stonem: They're your best friends. Freddie McLair: OK, so they're my best friends. Effy Stonem: That makes it complicated, doesn't it. Freddie McLair: I, um, I was hoping not. [Effy nods] I'm Freddie. [putting out his hand to shake] Effy Stonem: [Effy ignores this and walks back around him to her locker] Tell you what, Freddie. [Effy gets a piece of paper out of her locker and hands it to Freddie] Fill in a form. Freddie McLair: What's this? [Freddie takes the paper] Effy Stonem: A list of all the things were not allowed to do at this college. Like that head director girl said before your bestest mate got his cock out. I was gonna see if I could tick 'em all before the end of the day, but this is much more interesting. First one to fill that out gets to... get to know me. And no cheating, I'll need evidence. Freddie McLair: OK. Effy Stonem: [Effy walking off] 'cause I won't fuck a cheat. Freddie McLair: [calling after her] Sorry? [Effy looks back at him, then carries on walking]
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Everyone JJ: Do you know what Naomi is spelled backwards? Cook: What? JJ: I moan.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Everyone Katie: [talking about Naomi to Effy] Yeah, like, don't talk to her. She tried to snog my sister at middle school. Pervy, don't you think, Ef? Emily: Leave it, Katie. Naomi: [from behind her] Watch out, Katie. I might get confused and fuck you with my great big strap-on by mistake.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Everyone Michelle Richardson: We were good, weren't we? Tony Stonem: We were better than that.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Everyone Tony Stonem: Three things, Sid. 1: Get rid of the hat, it makes you look retarded. Sid Jenkins: Right. Tony Stonem: [Tony kisses his forehead] 2: I always loved you the best, Sid. 3... I can't think of a three. [Tony hugs him]
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Everyone Sid Jenkins: The three of us. Together again. And we've all seen each other naked. Which is... nice.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Everyone Tony Stonem: She's thin, she's blond, she says wow a lot.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Cassie Cassie Ainsworth: I'll love you forever, Sid. Sid Jenkins: You will? Cassie Ainsworth: Yes. That's the problem.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Jal Jal Fazer: Chris, what’s wrong? Chris Miles: The sky is blue and the grass is green... everything’s cool. Jal Fazer: What pills do you take? Chris Miles: Everything. I stick the packets on my wall. Jal Fazer: What pills? Chris Miles: Ssshhh it's a secret. No one knows. And don't tell Jal cause if you tell Jal she won't move in with me anymore. Jal Fazer: I'm pregnant. I'm about to have a baby. Or I might have to... I want...
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Jal Jal Fazer: [in Spanish] Chelle, estoy embarazada! Michelle: [pause] What? What the fuck is "embarazada"?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Effy Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict? Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love. Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it? Effy Stonem: It’s everywhere. Madame Deluca: My dear girl, I’m not sure I understand. Effy Stonem: Its conceptual. You just can’t see it. Madame Deluca: Your saying you haven’t done it? Effy Stonem: No I’m saying you can't see it.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Effy Cassie Ainsworth: [showing them her slugs] That one's called Sidley and that's Mischa. Isn't Mischa just so pretty. Look at Sidley, sliming all over her. Disgusting, isn't he? Pandora: Are they doing it? Cassie Ainsworth: Yes, they are doing it. When I'm ready, I'll pour salt on them. When I'm good and ready.

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