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	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Claire: [leaving the funeral home to move to New York] Oh, I will take a picture of everyone. Claire: [as a ghost] You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Margaret: Ruth, it isn't the '50s anymore, no matter how you dress.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting George Sibley: [Making a toast] To Nate. David: To Nate. Bettina: To Nate. Claire: To Nate. Officer Keith Charles: To Nate. Ruth: To my firstborn. Anthony: To Uncle Nate. Durrell: Yeah, to Uncle Nate. Brenda: [to Maya] Can you say "To Daddy"? Maya Fisher: To Daddy! Brenda: To Nate.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Nate: Claire, you wanna know a secret? I spent my whole life being scared. Scared of not being ready, of not being right, of not being who I should be. And where did it get me?
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Claire: I feel like I'm trapped underwater.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting George Sibley: [after her reminder that he left her and her brother, never to fully regain contact] I'm sorry. Maggie Sibley: Don't be. That's the way life is, right? I mean, you ruin things, you walk away. You go somewhere else until it's ruined... Just let me go.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Ruth: [talking with phone] I have to ask you something. Maggie Sibley: Sure. Ruth: You were with Nate the night he... Maggie Sibley: Yes. Ruth: Was he happy? Maggie Sibley: He was... feeling, I think, that his life was very complicated. Ruth: I'm not talking about his life. I'm talking about that night. Was... Was he happy? Maggie Sibley: He was. Ruth: Good... Were you? Maggie Sibley: Yes... Yes I was happy. Ruth: Good. Thank you for that... It helps. Maggie Sibley: Ruth... I'm sorry, I have to go.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Ruth: If my experience is anything to go by, motherhood is the loneliest thing in the world. Ruth: Nathaniel wasn't even here when Nate was born. He was still in Vietnam. Even when he came home and David was born. And having terrible asthma, Nathaniel was never really here for me. Whether it was the war or just him, I don't think I'll ever know. Brenda: You know Nate and I were. Ruth: I know, I know. I know he loved you the very best he could. And I know you needed more. So did I. And I hope and pray that you put everything. Everything behind us and let me help you, because I know you're gonna need it. Brenda: Thank you. I will need it. I do need it.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Nate: Shut up, Margaret, you fuckin' idiot.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Ruth: A what? Marcie: A meth lab. Bettina: Marcie, get serious! Ruth: I don't know what that is. Bettina: Its illegal and she's pulling your leg. Marcie: We'd make a lot of money. Bettina: So could opening our own professional assassin service, but that's not gonna happen either. Ruth: Why not? I think I'd like that. Marcie: We could steal people's kidneys. Bettina: Oh, God, no! Its too messy. Marcie: Ooh, um, I heard on NPR about those people that go in and clean up violent crime scenes. They make a shitload of money! Ruth: No! I'm not going to clean up someone else's violent crime. Bettina: Oh, we just have to accept it. There's nothing else. We have to become hookers. Ruth: I'm thinking of starting a day care service. Bettina: Seriously? Ruth: Yes. For dogs. [All break into laughter]
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - Everyone's Waiting Claire: [leaving the funeral home to move to New York] Mom. Ruth: You gave me life. Ruth: My sweet baby girl... Don't let them work you to hard at you new job. Claire: I won't, Mom. I really hope you can come and visit. Ruth: I'll try. Ruth: Oh Clare I pray you'll be filled with hope for as long as you possibly can. Claire: Thank you for everything and thank you for giving me life. Ruth: You gave me life. Claire: Oh my God, I don't wanna go!
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Static Nate: Brenda, I am pretty sure that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are brother and sister and they're making it work. Brenda: Just shut the fuck up.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Static Claire Fisher: I'm not drunk. Kirsten: It seems like you are. Claire Fisher: I'm not. Kirsten: Claire, you fell asleep at your desk this morning, twice, and I can smell it. Claire Fisher: You can't smell vodka. Kirsten: I can. Claire Fisher: Anyway, you're being a little fucking bitch. Kirsten: Alright, Claire, we're all really sorry that your brother died. Claire Fisher: Really? Kirsten: Yeah, really, but you've been drunk or high at work, like, every day this week and it's starting to scare people. I mean, I've told them all to give you a break, but ... Claire Fisher: Well this doesn't feel like much of a fucking break... 'Kirsten', being followed into the bathroom and lectured at by some school teacher. Kirsten: Just go home for the day and sleep it off, okay? I won't tell. Claire Fisher: You won't tell? Kirsten: No. Claire Fisher: Who won't you 'tell?' Kirsten: Human Resources. Claire Fisher: If you wanna fucking tell... Kirsten: Alright, I'll tell Human Resources! Claire Fisher: Goddammit, go! Tell! Tell! Tell! Kirsten: Okay! I am wicked pissed! You are gonna be so fired! Claire Fisher: Yeah, well, I'm fucking Ted. Kirsten: ...no way. Claire Fisher: Way. Kirsten: Marianne and Johnny ... Claire Fisher: Didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Sorry.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Static Nate: You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep forever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - All Alone Nate: [crying] Kurt Cobain killed himself today. He was just too pure for this world. Young Claire: Well, his music will live on, right? Nate: Yeah.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone Hiram Gunderson: Say my name. Ruth Fisher: Hiram! Get off me!
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone Ruth Fisher: Oh, go give yourself a handjob!
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone David Fisher: Where the fuck could Mom be? Sorry, Chuck. Chuck: That's okay. I'm a Buddhist. We don't care about that shit.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone Claire Fisher: She could still show up for her own son's coma.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Claire: So how have you been? Russell Corwin: I've been good. Been really really good. My work has gone to some amazing places since I got hit by a car.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Maggie Sibley: What's wrong? Nate Fisher: [breathing heavily] My arm is numb... Numb arm... numb arm... narm!... Narm!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Durrell: You look like a witch. Ruth Fisher: I assure you, I'm not. Durrell: I didn't say you were. I said you look like one.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Ruth Fisher: Then you can take me off your list of baby-sitters. I'm taking my cookies.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Ruth Fisher: I think I've already made a mess of it. I don't know why I try and cut my own hair. Claire: Mom, pamper yourself. Go to a salon. It's not like we're living on the prairie.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Singing For Our Lives Ted Fairwell: Did you meet Claire? Lauderbach: No. Hey, I'm Lauderbach. Ted Fairwell: Thanks. Claire here is just visiting. She's actually the biggest soap star in all of Holland. Lauderbach: Cool. [Slowly] Welcome to America. Claire: Danke.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Silence David Fisher: Kids should look out into the audience and have someone rooting for them. You know when I was in seventh grade, I was a sailor in "Anything Goes"? Keith Charles: I know. You bring it up once a week. David Fisher: Well, my mother came, but my father didn't. Keith Charles: Why not? David Fisher: Plane crash. He had to deal with a whole family that died.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Silence David Fisher: I'm really glad you decided to come. It means a lot to me. Keith Charles: Yeah, well, uh, I've always wanted to see a musical celebration of biodiversity. David Fisher: Now remember, if you see Durell look in our direction, just scrunch down. Keith Charles: What do you mean? David Fisher: I didn't tell him we were going to be here. Keith Charles: Why not? David Fisher: Because I'm scared of him. Keith Charles: I thought the whole point of this was to give him emotional support. David Fisher: We are. He just doesn't know it. Let's keep it that way. Ooh, its starting! [Lights dim]
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Rainbow of Her Reasons Bettina: I think they've outlived their usefulness. Men have become obsolete.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Rainbow of Her Reasons Vanessa Diaz: Donna, you cannot bring strange people home. This isn't Canada!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Eat a Peach Officer Keith Charles: [They look at themselves in a mirror] Look at us. You know what we look like? David: Homos? [They laugh]

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