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![]() | Season 5 / Episode 9: - Ecotone David Fisher: Where the fuck could Mom be? Sorry, Chuck. Chuck: That's okay. I'm a Buddhist. We don't care about that shit. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Silence David Fisher: Kids should look out into the audience and have someone rooting for them. You know when I was in seventh grade, I was a sailor in "Anything Goes"? Keith Charles: I know. You bring it up once a week. David Fisher: Well, my mother came, but my father didn't. Keith Charles: Why not? David Fisher: Plane crash. He had to deal with a whole family that died. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Silence David Fisher: I'm really glad you decided to come. It means a lot to me. Keith Charles: Yeah, well, uh, I've always wanted to see a musical celebration of biodiversity. David Fisher: Now remember, if you see Durell look in our direction, just scrunch down. Keith Charles: What do you mean? David Fisher: I didn't tell him we were going to be here. Keith Charles: Why not? David Fisher: Because I'm scared of him. Keith Charles: I thought the whole point of this was to give him emotional support. David Fisher: We are. He just doesn't know it. Let's keep it that way. Ooh, its starting! [Lights dim] |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 12: - Untitled Nathaniel Fisher: You hang on to your pain like it means something. Like it's worth something. Well, let me tell you - it's not worth shit. Let it go! Infinite possibilities, and all he can do is whine. David Fisher: Well, what am I supposed to do? Nathaniel Fisher: What do you think? You can do *anything*, you lucky bastard - you're alive! What's a little pain compared to that? David Fisher: It can't be that simple. Nathaniel Fisher: What if it is? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 12: - Untitled Nathaniel Fisher: You're missing the point. David Fisher: There is no point, that's the point. [pause] Isn't it? Nathaniel Fisher: Don't give me this phony existential bullshit, I expect better from you. The point's right in front of your face. David Fisher: Well I'm sorry but I don't see it. Nathaniel Fisher: You're not even grateful are ya? David Fisher: Grateful? For the worst fucking experience of my life? Nathaniel Fisher: You hang onto your pain like it means something, like it's worth something - well let me tell ya, it's not worth shit. Let it go. Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. David Fisher: Well, what am I supposed to do? Nathaniel Fisher: What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you're alive! [pause] What's a little pain compared to that? David Fisher: It can't be so simple. Nathaniel Fisher: What if it is? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Coming And Going David Fisher: I have to get control of myself. Claire Fisher: No, David, if you were any more controlled, you'd be a sculpture. You know what? Last night I had a humiliating homosexual experience of my own. David Fisher: Seriously? What happened? Claire Fisher: Not much. I never even went down on her. David Fisher: You can stop there. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Coming And Going Claire Fisher: I wish I was gay. David Fisher: Ohh, no. Claire Fisher: Well, then I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs! David Fisher: They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Coming And Going David Fisher: What are you doing? Sarge: Gotta bunk with a guy from my team. More tourney this week and I don't wanna get my ass lit up at the top of the action. Gotta focus, stay tight, stay alive. Game on. David Fisher: Well, stay here. You can't go already, I want you to stay. Sarge: Yeah, I get that, but-- like .... no. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terror Starts At Home David Fisher: I forgot to pray. Can you believe it? I totally forgot to pray. Claire: That's OK. God saved you anyway, right? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 4: - Can I Come Up Now? David Fisher: [recording an answering machine message] Hi, it's David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too *gay*. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 2: - In Case of Rapture Claire Fisher: Oh, this is so fucking gross! David Fisher: What the fuck do you think you're doing? Claire Fisher: Taking pictures. This is like right out of "The Shining". David Fisher: This is not cool or legal, stop it! Claire Fisher: Well, call the Bureau, ass. David Fisher: This is our family business, Claire, even if I'm the only one in the family who gives a shit anymore. Claire Fisher: Well, what if you need photos for, like, the insurance company or something? David Fisher: All right, take some more - but this is not an art project. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - I'm Sorry, I'm Lost Federico Diaz: [of Angelica] I swear I wish I could just kick her sorry ass out. Vanessa always *her* side; it's like having a fucking two-headed wife. David Fisher: As opposed to a no-headed wife. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - I'm Sorry, I'm Lost David Fisher: [to Keith of the first time he saw him] I just noticed how you locked your car. You pointed the button at it like "Fuck you, car, now you're locked!" |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Twilight Claire: So, what are you guys doing tomorrow? Nate Fisher: [talking an E note in unison with David] Same old shit. David Fisher: [talking a lower B note in unison with Nate] Same old shit. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 2: - You Never Know David Fisher: You can never really know a person and if you think you can, you're living in a fucking dream world! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 5: - The Invisible Woman Nate Fisher: So, Keith. David Fisher: So, what about him? Nate Fisher: You guys are back together? David Fisher: No. Nate Fisher: He was there this morning. David Fisher: He was a little drunk last night, I let him stay over. I was being polite. Nate Fisher: Polite and horny. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Out, Out, Brief Candle Nate Fisher: [preparing to confess he has AVM disease]... I have something to tell you. David Fisher: What have you done now? |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - In The Game Ruth Fisher: David, are you bringing a special friend to dinner? David Fisher: Why are my friends always special? Ruth Fisher: Okay, then. If you're having sex with anyone, is he coming to dinner? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 12: - A Private Life Fundamentalist #1: God killed Marc Foster, and I'm here to celebrate. David Fisher: [punches fundamentalist] God just shoved your stomach into your lungs, and I'm here to celebrate! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Trip Stripper: [during a lap dance] Aren't you enjoying this even one bit? David Fisher: Yeah, I'm loving it. Why? Stripper: Well, your dick isn't responding. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - The New Person Angela: Rough night, stud? David Fisher: You are fired. Angela: Fuck! |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Nathaniel Fisher: You hang on to your pain like it means something, like it's worth something. Well let me tell you, it's not worth shit. Let it go. Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. David Fisher: Well, what am I supposed to do? Nathaniel Fisher: What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you're alive. What's a little pain compared to that? David Fisher: It can't be so simple. Nathaniel Fisher: What if it is? |
![]() | Unknown Episode: Nathaniel Fisher: You hang on to your pain like it means something, like it's worth something. Well let me tell you, it's not worth shit. Let it go. Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. David Fisher: Well, what am I supposed to do? Nathaniel Fisher: What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you're alive. What's a little pain compared to that? David Fisher: It can't be so simple. Nathaniel Fisher: What if it is? |
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