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 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - Night Games Foster Henshaw: [meeting a woman in a bar] So, what are you doing the rest of the afternoon? Cally Henshaw: Aren't you supposed to ask my sign first? Foster Henshaw: I'll bite. What's your sign? Cally Henshaw: 'Will have sex for money.' Foster Henshaw: How much money? Cally Henshaw: One thousand dollars. Foster Henshaw: Sounds cheap at twice the price. Cally Henshaw: Good, then make it two thousand. I don't come cheap. |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - Irreconcilable Differences Solange: There are bigger fish in the ocean than you...although I don't know who they are. |
| Season 2 / Episode 4: - Wild Card Assistant D.A. George Donovan: You call golf a game? I mean, the people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bagpipes and call it music. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Jealous or complaining, Sue? Susan Harner: I guess I'm complaining. Did you even bother to read him his rights? Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: It's the first thing I did. Susan Harner: Did he know he was having them read to him? Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You still have to proof that Gator Ramsey killed his wife. My hunch is he didn't do it. Susan Harner: A legal hunch or a sexual one? Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Captain, could you get this dry biscuit out of here? I can't stand rightous indignation before my coffee. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Roxanne Dockweiler aka Roxy The Doxy: Sam, Sam, why Sam? Sgt. Chris Lorenzo, Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Slammin' Sammy Snead! Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: The greatest golfer that ever lived. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: When I met you four years ago, you were driving a jag. I said to myself, who is this sharp piece of business driving an English sled looking like a million dollars. Now four girlfriends later, I'm asking myself who is this skunk wearing hushpuppies and walking to work. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I am not after people, I am after justice. That's what makes me such a special civil servant. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Yeah, I am sneaking up on your blindside, Sam. Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You wouldn't do that to me, Sam, 'cause your my best friend, too. Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Yeah, what a revolting development! |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Sammy, I'm impressed. I didn't know you followed baseball. I thought golf was your only sport. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Great, now all I need is a pair of pom-poms. Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I don't know Sam, the pom-poms you got look pretty good to me. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Would you? Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Would I what? Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: You know, scream and call my name over and over if we did it. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: I would rather go down in a blaze of inefficiency with you. Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: It's just that you're my best friend, Sam. Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: As long as you're working with me, you're not even gonna come close. Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I wasn't making a play. Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Oh, but as soon as they separate us, I will race you to the nearest motel. Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I couldn't take that chance, Sam. I am so good in bed that I would explode that balloon in your head in the first 30 mintues. I just wouldn't want that on my conscience. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: How often do you and Fran fight? Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Daily is a word that comes to mind. Hourly: by the minute is also good. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: So she wants me to go undercover as a male escort, can you picture that? Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Yeah, in perfect focus, do it. |
| Unknown Episode: Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: The longer you wait, the harder it gets. Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Is that what you told Angela? Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: You're so funny. |
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