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 | Unknown Episode: Eleanor: I bet that every couple who comes in here, is just asking the same question that we were asking. Which is: "Did I marry the right person?" |
| Unknown Episode: James: Hey Cynthia, how are you? Cynthia: I'm good. How are you? James: I'm good. I'm good. Cynthia: So where's this Bob? James: Oh he's coming, he's on his way. You look, uh, different. More covered up than normal. Cynthia: It's a little cold out. James: Yeah. Cynthia: I hope that's okay. James: No, no, its the red, is very, its bright. It's like a...baboon's ass or something. Cynthia: Ha ha 'k. James: That came out wrong. Cynthia: [awkward silence] Where's Chels? James: Chelsea's, yeah she's in the um in the bathroom. Cynthia: Okay. James: All right, off you go. [under breath] Get out of my kitchen. |
| Unknown Episode: James: Uh, I've been talking to some people, this is a kind of weird icebreaker, but...how many people have you slept with? Like, lifetime. Lauren: [Long pause] I dunno, how big's your penis? You know that's something I wouldn't ask you because uh, it's inappropriate. James: Yeah. Lauren: But I guess if I wanted to know the answer to that question I could ask your wife. James: You could. Lauren: Is that a real ring on your finger or is it just like a hoax? James: No, it's a real ring. Lauren: Oh, ok, so you're married James: Yeah. Lauren: And you're flirting with me. James: Yeah well I'm recently married, so I didn't think that... Lauren: [Sarcastically] Oh recently married! James: Right. Lauren: Oh well then forget I said anything! James: You were flirting with me so I just thought, well I'll flirt back to get to know this person. Lauren: That's so sweet of you. That's so kind and generous. James: I wasn't trying to get you into bed or anything. The idea Lauren... Lauren: Right. You seem like a really great guy. James: I am a really great guy... Lauren: That's so generous of you. James: And you seem very observant to have picked up on that. |
| Unknown Episode: Alex: [Alex is trying to explain something to the spanish speaking maid Carlotta] So I just wanted to talk to you about Rodney. Devon and I are going to take over driving him to school every morning, so you don't have to do it anymore. Carlotta: You're going to go to driving school today? Alex: School, yes. Driving, yes. Carlotta: Driving School. Alex: [Devon enters] Baby, Baby, she's not understanding the driving Rodney to school thing. Devon: Uh. No necesitamos, uh, drive, uh, our chiclet to school. Carlotta: Chiclet is bubble gum. Devon: [to Alex] See there's a couple different types of Spanishes. Carlotta: No, no, no, no. Devon: There's like Castilian and then there's plain old Mexican. |
| Unknown Episode: James: [James is stuck in a cab in traffic leaving a message for Chelsea] Sweetie, in that last message when I said that you were annoying, I didn't mean that YOU were annoying. So much as it's, it's, the world is annoying sometimes, and you're, you are my world. |
| Unknown Episode: Connie: He's not a loser who's losing. He's a loser who's winning. Bill: Like George Bush. |
| Unknown Episode: Ethan: Who's your daddy? Eleanor: You. Ethan: That's weird. |
| Unknown Episode: Devon: Who's your daddy? Alex: I wish I knew. |
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