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	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Spies vs. Spy Elaine: Wow! You guys get paid to hurt people! Can I be a She Spies?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Spies vs. Spy Elaine: I'm sorry, we haven't scheduled any time for a seizure.
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: That's insane. Meelbow: No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing. Everyone: Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: Ladies, I have a bone to pick with you. Cassie McBain: Darn, I was hoping to have a boneless day.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: If he gets those hands on those trade secrets the livelihoods of thousands of factory workers are at stake. Cassie McBain: So is this another one of those conversations where we both know all these things but for some reason we have to say them out loud? Jack Wilde: Yeah, I guess so.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: And you don't want to see me mad. Do you know why? Karg: Why? Cassie McBain: Because mad is bad. Repeat after me. 'Mad is bad.' Karg: 'Mad is bad'? Cassie McBain: Louder. Karg: Mad is bad. Cassie McBain: That's good. Karg: Mad is good? Cassie McBain: Of course not. It's bad. Karg: Mad is bad or mad is good? Cassie McBain: Mad is bad and that's what good. Karg: It's good that it's bad? Cassie McBain: And it's bad that it's good. Karg: Mad is bad, and bad is good, so that means that mad is good for being bad. Cassie McBain: And don't you forget it.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name. Jack Wilde: Yeah, well, contact your union.
	Unknown Episode: Amy: Who the hell are you people? Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you. Mica Divornak: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that. Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: There are things I'd rather be doing than dying. Shane Phillips: Playing miniature golf. Cassie McBain: Wallpapering the guest bedroom. Shane Phillips: Watching the second season of 'The Bachelor.' [pause] Nah. Cassie McBain: Rather be dying.
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures. D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures? Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: I love a man who's mildly assertive. No, I don't. I always get those two confused.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: You said you wanted to butter up the boss, I didn't know you meant it literally.
	Unknown Episode: Tanya: You should be thankful, you know. In some species the female eats the male after mating. Jack Wilde: And not in the way we like it.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: It looks like something Kandinsky threw up on. What? Dennis Miller's gone, somebody's got to make pretentious semi-obscure references.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: Who do you wreak havoc and destruction wherever you go? D.D. Cummings: It's what we love.
	Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals? Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows?
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine. Cassie McBain: That worked great!
	Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs? Shane Phillips: Okay, second most.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: [preparing to houseclean] It's 2100 hours. We all know our assignments. With a precise coordinated attack we should be able to complete our attack by 0300 hours. Ready? (sits down) Or we could just relax, watch 'Sex and the City', and hope the cleaning fairies show up tonight.
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes? Cassie McBain: Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy.
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.
	Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: What's a plethora? Shane Phillips: "Flora" with a lisp.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: Give me a J.Lo. Bartender: What's that? Jack Wilde: Whatever you want - just put it in a big-ass glass.
	Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling... [cut to flashback] but I'll try. Shane Phillips: What's going on? Cassie McBain: It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture. D.D. Cummings: Wow...
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: In regards to our roles, maybe we should be wacky siblings? Cassie McBain: Can we still be married? Jack Wilde: In certain parts of Kentucky and West Virginia. And for anyone from those lovely states who might have overheard, I was of course making a joke.
	Unknown Episode: Murray: "Courtesy is the weakness of the noble." I always wanted to say that after a cool fight.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: That's odd - my memory seems to be coming back in perfectly-packaged little scenes.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: I work with a team... three people. One black, one white... but two are blonde which would rule out the Mod Squad.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: Hey! Come back here. I ordered a Diet Coke. Not this generic and fizz-free soft drink that looks like a prop on some first-run syndicated TV show.

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