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Characters: #4 of 5 (Full List)
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 | Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name. Jack Wilde: Yeah, well, contact your union. |
| Unknown Episode: Amy: Who the hell are you people? Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you. Mica Divornak: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that. Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: There are things I'd rather be doing than dying. Shane Phillips: Playing miniature golf. Cassie McBain: Wallpapering the guest bedroom. Shane Phillips: Watching the second season of 'The Bachelor.' [pause] Nah. Cassie McBain: Rather be dying. |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures. D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures? Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot. |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals? Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows? |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs? Shane Phillips: Okay, second most. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: What's a plethora? Shane Phillips: "Flora" with a lisp. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling... [cut to flashback] but I'll try. Shane Phillips: What's going on? Cassie McBain: It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture. D.D. Cummings: Wow... |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: You've got a record longer than In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do? Shane Phillips: That's cocky. Indigo: I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were. Jack Wilde: He is good. Indigo: [still on tape] Aren't I just? |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: This is torture! Nicky: Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: And how many double agents can you have before everybody is just a double-agent, and nobody's just an agent-agent anymore? Shane Phillips: (thinks about it) Six. Cassie McBain: Really? I didn't know that. Shane Phillips: I'm pretty sure it's in the handbook. |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right? D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Would've been better with ninjas. Shane Phillips: That's what we were saying. D.D. Cummings: You think so too? Cassie McBain: Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in Shane Phillips: Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite. D.D. Cummings: I like that about ninjas. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: What a day, huh? Parachuting into a cemetary because the perimeter was guarded and it was our only way in, and exposing a deadly double agent who was trying to elude capture by faking his own death and being buried with an oxygen tank, only to be dug up later. D.D. Cummings: We knew all that, you know. Cassie McBain: I know. I'm just saying it for anyone who might've been wondering why we're going through all that trouble. Shane Phillips: Who'd be wondering? Cassie McBain: I don't know, anyone. [pauses and looks around] Look, I've never told you guys this, it's kind of embarrassing. Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling like people are watching us, like they're listening in on every single thing we do or say. Shane Phillips: Yeah, I get that feeling, too. D.D. Cummings: So do I. Cassie McBain: Creepy, huh? D.D. Cummings: Yeah, very. Shane Phillips: My hair's a mess. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Careful is my middle name. Cassie McBain: Changed it from Lillian. Shane Phillips: Good thinking. |
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