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 | Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: That's insane. Meelbow: No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing. Everyone: Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair. |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures. D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures? Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot. |
| Unknown Episode: Jack Wilde: Who do you wreak havoc and destruction wherever you go? D.D. Cummings: It's what we love. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine. Cassie McBain: That worked great! |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs? Shane Phillips: Okay, second most. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes? Cassie McBain: Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: What's a plethora? Shane Phillips: "Flora" with a lisp. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling... [cut to flashback] but I'll try. Shane Phillips: What's going on? Cassie McBain: It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture. D.D. Cummings: Wow... |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do? Shane Phillips: That's cocky. Indigo: I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were. Jack Wilde: He is good. Indigo: [still on tape] Aren't I just? |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: Don't drink that! James Green: Why not? D.D. Cummings: Why not? James Green: Yes, why not? D.D. Cummings: Why not what? James Green: Why not drink that? D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what? James Green: Why not drink that. D.D. Cummings: Why not drink that? James Green: Yes, why not drink that. D.D. Cummings: Why not drink what? James Green: Why not drink that. D.D. Cummings: This isn't very good banter, is it. James Green: Not really. Maybe we should move on. |
| Unknown Episode: Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right? D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical. |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: Would've been better with ninjas. Shane Phillips: That's what we were saying. D.D. Cummings: You think so too? Cassie McBain: Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in Shane Phillips: Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite. D.D. Cummings: I like that about ninjas. |
| Unknown Episode: D.D. Cummings: Do you guys think I should wear a strapless bra or an underwire bra with this dress? Because the dress is tight, you know? On the one hand I should have support because I don't want things looking droopy, but on the other hand the shoulders are bared so I don't want to show straps. Wait a minute! What am I talking about? Me, in a bra? |
| Unknown Episode: Kelly Sawyer: I guess you've heard of cryogenics? Cassie McBain: Sure we have; the human snowcone, the freeze-dried nuts, the people who get frostbite *after* they die. D.D. Cummings: Walt Disney did it; who's next, Michael Ice-ner? Cassie McBain: The only people who've done that are absolute zeros. D.D. Cummings: Or people with bi-polar personalities. Kelly Sawyer: What were they in jail for, was it beating a joke to death? |
| Unknown Episode: Cassie McBain: What a day, huh? Parachuting into a cemetary because the perimeter was guarded and it was our only way in, and exposing a deadly double agent who was trying to elude capture by faking his own death and being buried with an oxygen tank, only to be dug up later. D.D. Cummings: We knew all that, you know. Cassie McBain: I know. I'm just saying it for anyone who might've been wondering why we're going through all that trouble. Shane Phillips: Who'd be wondering? Cassie McBain: I don't know, anyone. [pauses and looks around] Look, I've never told you guys this, it's kind of embarrassing. Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling like people are watching us, like they're listening in on every single thing we do or say. Shane Phillips: Yeah, I get that feeling, too. D.D. Cummings: So do I. Cassie McBain: Creepy, huh? D.D. Cummings: Yeah, very. Shane Phillips: My hair's a mess. |
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