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	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Shaun of the Dead Sebastian Stark: Funny thing about loyalty; at the end of the day, the last ass you cover is always your own.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Burning Sensation Sebastian Stark: Where are we on ID-ing the second victim? Raina Troy: M.E.'s working on it, the body was pretty well fried. Sebastian Stark: Then call Colonel Sanders. Just get me a name.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - In the Crosshairs D.A. Leo Cutler: I don't suppose I could buy you a drink, bury the hatchet? Sebastian Stark: No thanks, I prefer to get drunk before I get screwed.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - In the Crosshairs Raina Troy: Hey if we're gonna be exercising this early in the morning, you mind if we try a yoga class? Isaac Wright: Sweetheart, I don't think they make leotards in my size.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - In the Crosshairs Sebastian Stark: Nothing screws up traffic like a freeway shooter.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - In Absentia Sebastian Stark: Tell him, I'm in no mood to screw around. Danny Reyes: He's in no mood to screw around, pal. Sebastian Stark: In Spanish, genius. Danny Reyes: I don't speak Spanish. Sebastian Stark: You're joking, right? Danny Reyes: Because I'm Reyes? My parents spoke English around the house, alright? I mean I picked up a little from my grandmother... Sebastian Stark: Then what the hell did I bring you down here in the first place? Danny Reyes: I was wondering that myself...
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - In Absentia Sebastian Stark: When a woman dies violently you look for the boyfriend or the spouse. When a pregnant woman dies violently, we're looking for the dad.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred D.A. Leo Cutler: See how nice it can be when we all play together? Sebastian Stark: Problem is you only play when there's something in it for you. D.A. Leo Cutler: Which makes me different from you... how? Jessica Devlin: He's got you there.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred Madeline Poe: So, our entire case against Banks is resting on the testimony of a steroid-pushing doctor. Danny Reyes: Yup, pretty much. Madeline Poe: You tell Stark. Danny Reyes: Why me? Madeline Poe: Because you guys have that whole macho-bond thing going on. Danny Reyes: Yeah, but, he won't hit a girl. Madeline Poe: Don't bet on it.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred Sebastian Stark: What would happen if I kissed you really hard right now? Raina Troy: If I didn't kill you, Issac definitely would. Sebastian Stark: Fair point.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred Sebastian Stark: Stephanie's a notorious skirt-chaser. I tried to warn you. Madeline Poe: Actually, she's kinda hot.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred Sebastian Stark: If you ever put my daughter's life at risk, I will cut your heart out, and I will feed it to you. Are we clear? Sebastian Stark: Shut up!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - No Holds Barred Sebastian Stark: You may think you fight dirty, but trust me, you ain't seen nothing yet.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Student Body Sebastian Stark: I'm about to say something you'll probably never hear again, so listen closely. You were right. I was... less right.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Student Body Sebastian Stark: Kyle Deering? Kyle Deering: Yeah? Who the hell are you? Sebastian Stark: John McEnroe, I changed my hair.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Student Body Sebastian Stark: Kyle Deering? Kyle Deering: Who are you? Sebastian Stark: John McEnroe, I changed my hair. You're under arrest for the murder of Sarah Taurino. Danny Reyes: Boom.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Wayne's World 2: Revenge of the Shark Sebastian Stark: Talk to the victim's family; see if she had a link to Callison. Then tell Isaac to find someone, anyone who could have seen what happened here last night. Get me a search warrant to Chez Psycho. Madeline Poe: Callison's house? What are we going to use for probable cause? Sebastian Stark: The fact that he's a serial killer would come in handy, don't you think? Casey Woodland: Callison's acquittal put those five murders out of bounds. Sebastian Stark: You listen to me: You need probable cause, you manufacture it. We had this guy by the throat. We let him go. This stops now.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Strange Bedfellows Lewis Slocombe: So, are you and Madeleine...? Casey Woodland: Together? No. Lewis Slocombe: So do you think she and I...? Casey Woodland: Yeah. Lewis Slocombe: Really? Casey Woodland: No.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Fall From Grace Julie Stark: Sorry I'm late. Sebastian Stark: 9:30 is "sorry I'm late", 10:30 is more like "I was abducted by aliens".
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Fall From Grace Sebastian Stark: Nobody's that good, except me and God.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Fall From Grace Sebastian Stark: I recently changed my diet. I stopped swallowing my principles.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Porn Free Judge Nicholas: [to Latimer and Stark] Approach the bench. Aaron Towers: This tape is important with this case. Sebastian Stark: I'm sorry your honor, but Tyson Shaw is busy being dead right now.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Mayor Manuel Delgado: Since the cops hate your guts, no one is going to question the integrity of this investigation. Sebastian Stark: You know, I think there's a compliment in there somewhere.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Ray Tillman: Let me take the fall. I've done a lot of things wrong in 30 years, Stark. Please let me get this one last thing right.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Angela Corbin: You played me like a fiddle. Sebastian Stark: As I recall, that used to turn you on.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Raina Troy: Look, no offense but I've dealt with guys like you before. Quiet, complicated all kinds of demons wrapped up in a pretty package. I'll pass. Isaac Wright: So you think I'm pretty?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Julie Stark: Dad, I need a lawyer. Sebastian Stark: Look in the yellow pages under, "L".
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Backfire Sebastian Stark: How'd your hearing go? Julie Stark: I got my licence suspended for 90 days and I have to do 180 hours of community service. Sebastian Stark: But if you do all that, which you will, your arrest gets expunged. Julie Stark: Huh, that's really comforting. Sebastian Stark: It ought to be. Julie Stark: You could have helped me , Dad. Sebastian Stark: How? Julie Stark: By getting me a better lawyer, at least. Sebastian Stark: Lloyd's the best. If you had a bad lawyer, you'd be in jail right now. Julie Stark: Wait a second. How did you know who I went to? Sebastian Stark: Did you think I'd let you deal with all this, without checking up on you? Julie Stark: Checking up on me? Dad! You could have made this whole thing go away. Sebastian Stark: Easily. But you need to learn that actions have consequences. Julie Stark: Oh, right. This from the guy who got rich letting criminals go free? Could you be a bigger hypocrite? Sebastian Stark: Don't you dare speak to me like that. Julie Stark: What? Now all of a sudden you're going to play father and give me some big lecture? Sebastian Stark: Every time I take an interest in your life, every time, you push me away. You get in trouble, you run to your mum. You call Isaac, not me. You only want a father when it's convenient for you. But I got news for ya. It doesn't work that way. So when you decide you really want a father, you let me know.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Here Comes the Judge Sebastian Stark: An eye for an eye? Judge Andrew Bennett: Exactly. Sebastian Stark: I guess that's why they say justice is blind.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Here Comes the Judge Sebastian Stark: That's Sam Harris. The top DC spin doctor. He's shepherding Bennett's confirmation to the Federal Court of Appeals. Guy's a magician. Raina Troy: You should hire him to fix your public image. Sebastian Stark: Nobody's that good.

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