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Petruchio Quotes
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: How brightly shines the moon! Kate: That's the sun, you pillock. Petruchio: Oh... is it? [blinks the sleep from his eyes] Well... Petruchio: You shouldn't contradict me. Kate: You shouldn't talk bollocks. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: What's all this fuss about, just because I was fifteen minutes late? Kate: And dressed like a Christmas Tree! |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: You do realise that I have all the documents for the car hire and the villa? Kate: Which I paid for. So I suggest you hand it over and disappear in a poof of smoke, up your own backside! |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Vicar: Will you love her, comfort her, honour her and protect her and forsaking all others be faithful to her as long as you both shall live? Petruchio: What? Yep. Vicar: No, it's "I will". Petruchio: [shouts] I will! |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: Only, if I say that's the moon, it's the moon. Got it? Kate: How do you work that out then? Petruchio: Well, you're my wife. You agree with everything I say. Kate: Do I? What, even when you're wrong? Petruchio: Especially then. I never am wrong, so it's not really an issue. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: [looking at Tim] Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman? Kate: Oh, stop it. Petruchio: Such war of white and red within her cheeks! What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty, as those two eyes become that heavenly face? Young budding virgin... Kate: Yes, a fairer-looking chicken I never saw. Tim Agnew: I'm not gay! Petruchio: You keep telling yourself that, kid. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Kate: He's gonna throw it all in the swimming pool, isn't he? He's going to taunt me with a week's worth of clean knickers and then toss it all into the pool. Harry: I would imagine that's... yeah. Petruchio: Now all you have to do, Kate, is be nice to me, unreservedly and without sarcasm, and you have less than ten seconds to do it. Petruchio: Nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... and a half... one... Kate: I don't wear knickers anyway. Not when I'm on holiday. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Kate: Oh, yes, I forgot to mention: I'm pregnant. Petruchio: What? That's... that's amazing! Kate: However, you'll have to look after them. Petruchio: Yes, fine. Kate: Because I'm not giving up my career. Petruchio: No problem, I'll do it! Kate: I don't believe you. You'll feed them raw chicken, you'll throw them in the pond to see if they float, you'll leave them on a bus somewhere... Petruchio: Oh, God, I'm going to shag you right here, right now. Kate: Go on... Petruchio: ..."Them"? Kate: There's triplets. [he laughs and kisses her] |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Taming of the Shrew Petruchio: Kiss me, Kate! Kate: Up yours, weirdo. |
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