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	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Charlotte: [hearing the front door open] Hi, honey. I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese. Harry: I got something from China, too. They're giving us a baby. Charlotte: What? How? Harry: I guess God remembered our address.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Smith Jerrod: Hey, babe, I flew back. Samantha: You flew all night? Why? Smith Jerrod: I forgot to tell you something on the phone: I love you. Samantha: You flew back to tell me that? Smith Jerrod: Can you think of a better reason? Samantha: [with a tear in her eye] No, I can't. You have meant more to me than any man I have ever known.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Magda: What you did. That is love. You love. Miranda: [after giving Steve's mother, who has had a stroke, a bath] Let's not make a big deal of it to Steve. It will upset him.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Big: It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Big: I have to hand it to you kid. Most people come to Paris to fall in love. You came and got slapped.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Carrie: I am someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Big: You know, I don't live here anymore and the Plaza won't check you in until 1. Carrie: Oh, you wanna come up? Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Carrie: [Picking up beads from her broken necklace, Carrie looks up and sees Big smiling down at her] Hi. [Bursts into tears] Big: Hey! Hey! Why the tears? Carrie: Paris is a mess. I never should have come here. Everything fell apart, we had a big fight and then I got slapped. Big: [shocked] You got what? Carrie: No, he didn't mean it. It was just an accident. Big: [enraged] He slapped you? I'll kick his ass. Carrie: What? No! Big: Ok, what room were you in? Carrie: I'm not telling you that. Night Clerk: I see you were in room 521. Big: Room 521? Thank you. [storms off] Carrie: Wait! What do you think you're doing? Big: I think I'm kicking some Russian ass.
	Season 6 / Episode 20: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux) Carrie: I miss New York. Take me home.
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Une) Samantha: Let's pull it up, shall we? I'd like to show my face here again. Carrie: Yes, here's to go. Right. Someone say something not sentimental. Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause. Miranda: Task accomplished! Samantha: You cannot BELIEVE the hot flashes! I can barely keep my clothes on! Carrie: Really? What was your excuse before the chemo? Samantha: [lovingly] I'm gonna miss you, you cunt. Miranda: Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her!
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Une) Mr. Big: You're the loves of her life, and a guy would be lucky to come in fourth.
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Une) Carrie: You do this every time! Every time! What? Do you have some sort of radar? Carrie might be happy - it's time to sweep in and shit all over it? Big: What? No, no, I came here to tell you something. I made a mistake. You and I... Carrie: You and I - nothing! You can not do this to me again! You can not jerk me around! Big: Carrie, listen to me. It is different this time... Carrie: Oh, it's never different! It's six years of never being different! This is it! I am done! Don't call me ever again! Forget you know my number! In fact, forget you know my name! And you can drive up this street all you want - because I don't live here any more!
	Season 6 / Episode 19: - An American Girl in Paris (Part Une) Big: What should I do? Miranda: [the girls all look at each other] Go get our girl
	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Splat! Carrie Bradshaw: Just say it! You don't like him! Miranda Hobbes: Fine! I don't like him! Carrie Bradshaw: Then don't you go to Paris with him.
	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Splat! Samantha Jones: [regarding her vibrator] I haven't used it since Smith came back. Jerry "Smith" Jerrod: Oh, baby that's sweet.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Cold War Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meet when I had mine. Anthony Marantino: It's a dog... what are you gonna do? Go find a teeny-tiny tampon?
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Cold War Miranda Hobbes: Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park? Samantha Jones: Oh god, that's so 80's!
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - Out of the Frying Pan Miranda: I know, I can't move to Brooklyn, even cabs won't go there!
	Season 6 / Episode 16: - Out of the Frying Pan Miranda: Elizabeth Taylor got gang banged in the park?
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Catch-38 Miranda: I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole. Steve Brady: Yeah, you are, but you're my asshole. Miranda: That's sweet and gross at the same time.
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Catch-38 Charlotte York: [on the phone with Miranda] Brady saw us having sex! Miranda: And? Charlotte York: He was looking at me, during -! Miranda: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is. Charlotte York: [yelling] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation! Harry Goldenblatt: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty." Charlotte York: That's not funny!
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Catch-38 Miranda: I don't understand, why do you have to have chemo? Samantha Jones: Because he's an asshole! Carrie Bradshaw: Apparently there could be something microscopic... Samantha Jones: Like his dick! Carrie Bradshaw: I'm sorry, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Catch-38 Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done. Charlotte: Well, then, "dosvidanya" or however you say it. Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me. Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option? Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often. Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years. Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie. Charlotte: How is it? Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Miranda Hobbes: [shopping for a wedding dress] I said, "no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'virgin.'" I have a child. The jig is up.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Miranda: [to shop assistant] No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Carrie: [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings. Charlotte: What about a guest book? Carrie: There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married. Charlotte: [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty! Samantha: Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic. Carrie: And too bridey. Samantha: Yeah, let's try not to piss her off. Charlotte: Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that? Carrie: Fine. We'll get the dish.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Samantha: What's French for "ick"? Miranda: Eeck.
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Charlotte: Samantha, you look so pretty today! Samantha: Thanks. I have cancer.
	Season 6 / Episode 13: - Let There Be Light Charlotte York: When did it become fall? Anthony: Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.

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