Samantha Jones

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Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall was born on August 21, 1956, in Widnes, England, approximately 16 miles east of Liverpool. ...

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Samantha Jones Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Splat! Samantha Jones: [regarding her vibrator] I haven't used it since Smith came back. Jerry "Smith" Jerrod: Oh, baby that's sweet.
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Cold War Miranda Hobbes: Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park? Samantha Jones: Oh god, that's so 80's!
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Catch-38 Miranda: I don't understand, why do you have to have chemo? Samantha Jones: Because he's an asshole! Carrie Bradshaw: Apparently there could be something microscopic... Samantha Jones: Like his dick! Carrie Bradshaw: I'm sorry, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
	Season 6 / Episode 11: - The Domino Effect Carrie Bradshaw: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping? Samantha Jones: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - The Post-it Always Sticks Twice Samantha Jones: [reading the post-it from Berger] "I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me." Motherfucker's concise.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - To Market, To Market Samantha Jones: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars? Miranda Hobbes: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - I Heart NY Samantha Jones: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore. If it's bad you just had sex with an ex. Carrie Bradshaw: It wouldn't be bad. Samantha Jones: Oh.
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Just Say Yes Carrie Bradshaw: I'm engaged. Samantha Jones: Fuck you!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Ex and the City Charlotte York: How could you not have seen The Way We Were? Samantha Jones: Chick film.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Freak Show Harrison: I think you should know my specialty is sexual harrassment. Samantha Jones: Really. So is mine.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Oh Come All Ye Faithful Charlotte York: Is he a good kisser? Samantha Jones: Oh, who the fuck cares? His dick is like a gherkin.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Turtle and the Hare Miranda Hobbes: You haven't met the Rabbit. Samantha Jones: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called the Horse.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Secret Sex Samantha Jones: [someone has drawn a penis on Carrie's Bus Poster] Oh, don't worry, honey! No one notices a bus in New York until it's about to hit them!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Secret Sex Samantha Jones: A guy could just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. Miranda Hobbes: When have you ever been on a tenth date?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue. Taxi Driver: [to Carrie] No smoking in the cab. Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order. Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole. Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you? Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door. Charlotte: I'm not a hole. Carrie: Honey, we know.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Bay of Married Pigs Charlotte York: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you're a... Carrie Bradshaw: Loser? Miranda Hobbes: Leper. Samantha Jones: Whore.

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