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 | Season 6 / Episode 18: - Splat! Carrie Bradshaw: Just say it! You don't like him! Miranda Hobbes: Fine! I don't like him! Carrie Bradshaw: Then don't *you* go to Paris with him. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 17: - The Cold War Miranda Hobbes: Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park? Samantha Jones: Oh god, that's so 80's! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 14: - The Ick Factor Miranda Hobbes: [shopping for a wedding dress] I said, "no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'virgin.'" I have a child. The jig is up. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 11: - The Domino Effect Charlotte York: Big is in town? Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, he's having a little heart thing done. Miranda Hobbes: What, is he on the wait list to get one? Carrie Bradshaw: No, and you're going to feel incredibly bad in a minute: he's here because he's having heart surgery. Miranda Hobbes: Okay, I'm officially a monster, please continue. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 4: - Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little Miranda Hobbes: [on the dating scene] There's a lot of push-pull out there, a lot of mixed messages. Jack Berger: Yeah, I'd have to say that's all code for: He's just not that into you. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Perfect Present Miranda Hobbes: The only person who should have to pay for your last relationship is the person in your next relationship. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - To Market, To Market Samantha Jones: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars? Miranda Hobbes: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 8: - I Love A Charade Miranda Hobbes: "Mr. Broadway has to tinkle"? That must be the gayest sentence ever uttered. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - I Love A Charade Carrie Bradshaw: He doesn't need her money, he was one of the original investors in "A Chorus Line." Miranda Hobbes: Just when I thought it couldn't get any gayer than "Mr. Broadway has to tinkle." |
 | Season 4 / Episode 4: - What's Sex Got to Do With It? Miranda Hobbes: Oh, I forgot to tell you - I'm a fire hydrant! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 4: - Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl... Miranda Hobbes: I'm going to find my inner goddess if it kills me. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Man, The Myth, The Viagra Carrie Bradshaw: Well, he got this veal... Miranda Hobbes: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat? |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Man, The Myth, The Viagra Miranda Hobbes: I can't have dinner with you. I don't even know you. Steve Brady: You slept with me! Miranda Hobbes: It's a different thing! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Turtle and the Hare Miranda Hobbes: You haven't met the *Rabbit*. Samantha Jones: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called the Horse. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 6: - Secret Sex Samantha Jones: A guy could just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth. Miranda Hobbes: When have you ever been on a tenth date? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue. Taxi Driver: [to Carrie] No smoking in the cab. Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order. Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole. Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you? Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door. Charlotte: I'm not a hole. Carrie: Honey, we know. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Bay of Married Pigs Charlotte York: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you're a... Carrie Bradshaw: Loser? Miranda Hobbes: Leper. Samantha Jones: Whore. |
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